Archie McPhee and CompanyFree gifts with every order!What's New
PO Box 30852, Seattle WA - ph. (425) 745-1743.

Looking for cool toys and gifts? If so, Archie McPhee is your mecca! For 18 years Archie McPhee has supplied toys and gifts for popular culture. Escape the soulless junk offered in shopping malls and enjoy some high-quality, high-concept fun with Archie McPhee. Shopping with us is easy & fun, and your order is always secure (click here for more info).

Oooops! If you are following along at home in your McPhee Calendar, you may have noticed that we put Father's Day on June 11th. It is actually on JUNE 18th! Although it is better to be early than late, we thought we should point it out. If the world had ended like it was supposed to, we wouldn't be in this mess.
 

 
OUR CURRENT FAVORITES:

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Hot off the Press: Get holy breath with Testamints. Polka your way to popularity with our Polka Party Squeezebox. Try our Urine Collection Kit! We won't ask why you want it.

Mom's Day: Give Mom a gift that is sure to brighten everyone's day, like an Affirmation Ball, a Beehive Wig, or a Women in War Vertical Snackbox!

Some Things Wicked: Welcome to the dark side! Join by getting a Voodoo Doll, Red Devil Puppet, Mini Guillotine, or a Raven Nodder.

Get Big: Big stuff for those with big pop culture appetites. Feast on a Jumbo Mystery Box. Grab some extra grub with your Freeloader Fork and then try on a pair of Giant Underpants!

PLUS: The Top 12: What are our best-selling items? You may be surprised!
Nerd Supplies: You know you need them --geek essentials such as Propeller Beanie, Personal Trash Icon, Liquid RAM, Computer Cookies, and Deluxe Nerd Glasses.
McPhee Classics: The timeless icons of pop culture, such as our Fallout Shelter Sign, Tiny Treasures, Lawn Flamingos, and Deluxe Rubber Chicken.
The Big Index: Everything we carry, listed by category (116K) or item number, (90k) now with links to every item's individual page.
Our Seattle store: Visit our new location, learn about our special store events, and check out the staff's favorite items.
 
Beehive Wigs. $11.95 ea.

HAVE SOME FUN
Kill some time in our Goodies section -- WIN COOL PRIZES in our monthly contest, choose between sarcasm and support with our Virtual Sarcastic Ball and Affirmation Ball, play a game, download some McPhee desktop patterns, and take our exclusive Nerd Test to find out just how much of a dork you really are.
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