The music hots up and the octopus starts dancing - a wild and hypnotic dance, the audience start to tap their feet, fins and shells and waves sway them from side to side.
The music becomes so wild that no-fish notices that the dancing troop of pirouetting piranhas are encircling them. Suddenly, quickly and silently they move in, capturing all - hook, line and sinker. A trout at the back screams, chaos ensues - schools of fish swim this way and that in a tidal wave of terror - unable to escape as the net closes in.
The Octopus pulls a fishnet stocking down over his face and starts to hand out stingray-guns to the piranhas from his arms cache, beneath the stage.
Sharky Whalebone is fish-handled out on to the stage - out in the ocean a million Sharky fans are horrified to watch their hero being humiliated on live telefishion. (The Sharky Fin Club swear revenge.)
Sharky's show replaced by a News Flash, as the electric eel powering the show is unplugged. The captured fish are frozen in horror as Sharky is forced, struggling, into the net with them. "You Filletstine!" he shouts.
An evil laugh is heard from the back of the room and Swordid Fish steps into the light, "Do stop carping on, Sharky" he smirks "After this your show's ratings will soar. I hope that you will give me credit. for that at least.."