CONSPIRACY.NET is back and is in running order after a slight technical disaster left us off-line for three weeks. While the page has been up and running, we have had no way to answer email or update. Superficially the accident would seem to be the result of an accidentally wiped hard disk, but we have reason enough to believe that those pesky CIA moles have been at us again - in their never-ending quest to stop the spread of general truth in the world (or namely our page). Nevertheless, we're back in control, and expect further earth-shattering revelations on this site very soon...
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As many people will know, the British Isles have recently been blighted with cases of CJD, a relation of BSE found in cattle and a disease it is feared may be contracted by eating infected beef, and now commonly referred to as "Mad Cow's Disease". However, researchers here at CONSPIRACY.NET believe this may be simply another case of cows genetically augmented with - alien DNA!
It seems quite clear to us that studies on cows or general farm animals and livestock with genetic material obtained from aliens (who have crashlanded or otherwise arrived on Earth) have been continuing for some time, both in the USA and Europe. What is even clearer is that this has recently begun in England, with disastrous effects on the local animals. Mad Cow's Diesease is nothing more than a regular genetic mistake and offshoot of these lethal experiments - which have had an effect on the people who frequently tuck into their hamburgers or steaks! Meanwhile, this alien DNA is taken from sample creatures who are being held in secret World Order Government establishments all over the world, either against their will or in deliberate partnership with the authorities. CONSPIRACY.NET is certain that we have finally uncovered the truth in these matters - especially after three MIB (Men In Black) visited us at our offices here in a location we regrettably cannot disclose (even though our defences are holding up and the underground bunker's walls show no sign of buckling!).
It is these ruthless scientists and military personnel who have created Mad Cow's Disease and who are now withholding information from the populace. CONSPIRACY.NET demands that these MIB and their governments finally explain and take responsibility for their actions, which has resulted in the possible contamination of British beef and the subsequent European Beef Ban on British produce. Er, and we also want someone to dig us out.....please?
It has been widely believed for many years that the moon landings were faked in a Hollywood studio. This is of course rubbish; they were in fact shot in a small barn in Southern France by director Georges Dupont (contact Albert for details on barn availability) for his sci-fi B-movie short "Bikini Maidens in Outer Space", back in the fifties. Neil Armstrong was played by then little known French actor Louis Laloupe. His famous speech on stepping out of his craft was in fact a carefully edited version of Laloupe entering the barn one fateful day to start shooting. The actor was unaware that cameras were rolling and remarked:
"This script is one huge pile of donkey droppings! It's one hell of a small part for me! And will you fix that step! I keep falling over for chrissake! Oh Man! And one giant problem you guys got here - my trailer is so high up on that hill outside, I have to leap onto my absailing ropes to get down! I fell four feet this morning - that's enough to kill a man! I mean, what kind of a show is this?"
Director Dupont later abandoned filming after his leading lady complained about the costume design and Laloupe broke his femur falling from his trailer one dark night. The film footage remained on Dupont's shelf gathering dust until it conveniently fell into the hands of NASA over a decade later.
Below are two of the Hubble telescope's latest images from the depths of space and
time. The first is the much acclaimed "Jesus" photo and the second is a smaller image apparently of
Heaven. CONSPIRACY.NET would happily make comments on these, but, hell, even we couldn't come
up with anything better than claims that these are photos of God!
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