Have you noticed what kind of tree that is?
It's a kumquat, same as the one back in Hoagie's time.
You can't do anything to the tree now, but perhaps if Hoagie did something to it in the 1700's, you could get down.
One of the characters in the 18th century is famous for cutting down trees.
But only cherry trees.
Why don't you talk to George Washington (as Hoagie)?