3FISH.EXE

Here's the ultimate Windows application: easy to use, attractive, and useful.

There are no manuals to read, no menus to master, no "Help" files to search.
Even the novice will find its user interface intuitively obvious.  It features 
stunning, environmentally sensitive graphics and a dynamic icon that keeps on 
working even when the window is minimized.  It's great for burning up those 
unwanted CPU cycles, and it can provide hours of relaxation for the harried 
computer user.

And best of all, it satisfies the innate human desire to turn a computer monitor 
into an aquarium.

This is a work of ShareWare.  The registration fee is three trillion dollars; 
however, you are hereby granted the right to run the program free of charge for 
a ninety-nine-year trial period.  After ninety-nine years have elapsed, 
annoying message boxes will pop up at ever more frequent intervals to remind 
you to pay up.

You may also distribute copies of this program to your friends, as long as you 
understand that they may come to doubt your sanity, and that they are likely to 
ask embarrassing questions, such as, "Just exactly what do you use this program 
for?"

Bug reports, suggestions for improvement, and wildly extravagant praise may be 
e-mailed to the author at the following address:

DCrawford@vax.csun.edu