[Information]
Language=Wibble
Version=100
Author=Sir Gillygad of teh Crepe!
Website=www.bl0g.co.uk
Created=9th Dec, 2004.
Modified=9th Dec, 2004.
Notes=Doh-rey-mee-far-so-laa-tee-D'oh!

[Strings]
Next=Advance!
Cancel=Rubbish!
Start=Phweep!
Close=Begone, Fiend!
Finish=Time for Tea
Done=Hah!
Error=Pffft...
Welcome=WHAT YOU SAY?
PleaseWait=Patience, Luke...
OperationComplete=Huzzah! Time for Tea and Crumpets!
Information=Stuff
General=Sargeant!
TroubleShooting=Over the bender!
Dependencies=Lean on me, tra-la-laaa
PluginDescription=Whut?
PluginName=Heeeere's...
Plugin=Kippers
Settings=Fiddlements
Language=Speakings
Version=Fiddled number
Author=Whodunnit?
Website=You can't fiiind me!
Created=Let it swing!
Modified=Embarrassment
Notes=Tingly bingly beep.
NoTranslationFilesFound=Alas, I am befert of alternate languages.
StepOneBody=By Jove!  Did you know the impending arrival of the most wondrous of PDF readers and be drastically BROUGHT FORWARD by application of a small silver tea-spoon filled with Bicard of Soda?  No? HAH!  Try this program instead!
StepTwoBody=His Royal Highness demands your attention in the matter of Weightwatchers as applied to software.  Turbot?  Madam!
StepThreeBody=Done and done!.  I believe the time has come for an exchange of DNA protein strings!  Your mother has arrived and she looks ANGRY!
SpeedUpAlreadyDone=You can't fanny about speeding up the speedups to make them speedier, you know.  Senor Gonzales would be proud.
SpeedUpFailedTitle=HAHAHAHAAH! OH THE HUMANITY!  (Didn't work)
SpeedUpFailedBody=I don't know, you do your best to curcumnavigate the globs in a paper hat and someone moves the blasted thing.  The globe, not the hat.  Or perhaps it was the hat.  Either way, your attempt failed and I now laugh at you. HA. HA. HAAAAA.
NoPluginsFound=BEGORRAH! SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THE SACRED PLUGINS OF PLUM-PASTRY-HOMAGE-BATH-VILLE!  Where art thou, Plugins?
SelectSpeedUpMode=Do the speed thang, Henry.
CouldNotFind=We have mislaid your...¬
CouldNotFindAcrobatInstallation=Are you sure you've got the target thingy?  I'm sorry, but we can't take it back without a receipt you know!  Dashed inconvenient, don't you think?
CouldNotCopyPluginFolder=Error fiddling with %s. Who cares, anyway.
CopyToClipboard=Answer affirmatively, and I shall store mine teaching in the board of thine clip.  Yes.
DeploymentError=GOOD LORD!  This program is teeming with prosperity.  Sadly this isn't one of those, and you failed, or something did.  How twee!||
ErrorDuringInitChanges=Your InitChanges gave me cause for concern, so I ate them.  Now I feel ill.
ErrorDuringSpeedUp=Please return this product in its original packaging.  We won't give you a refund, but we will accept donations.
ErrorDuringRestore=Error restoring the original Adobe Reader state.|This error happens if you haven't yet Sped-Up Adobe|Reader, or if you have already Restored it.||To manually restore all of the plugins, go to the Adobe Reader directory|and delete the PLUG_INS directory. Then rename OPTIONAL to PLUG_INS.||Error was:
ErrorPluginDirectoryNotFound=Plugins!  Plugins!  Where for art thou, Plugins?
ErrorWhileSelectingPlugins=Confound those infernal Plugins!
ErrorWhileSelectingItem=Crap! I broke a nail fiddling with the SelectItem!
ErrorSetPluginHelp=There was an error during SetPluginHelp(), the lord of Bletchley vomited up a pram wheel.
ErrorSetHelp=There was an error during SetHelp().
ErrorLoadingPluginHelp=There was an error while trying to load %s|from the directory that Reader SpeedUp.exe resides in.||Adobe Reader Speed-Up will continue to run, but you will|not be able to view any Plugin Help.||Error was:
ExecutingSelectedOperation=Executing selected operation
SourceSelectLocation=Select the Adobe Reader directory. Adobe Reader/Acrobat 3.0 (experimental), 4.0, 5.0, 5.1, 6.0, 6.0.1, 6.0.2, and 7.0 Beta are supported.
BackupSelectLocation=Select the directory you would like to backup the plugins to..
BackupLocationOnDifferentDrive=Sorry, but the Backup Location cannot be located on a different drive|to the main Acrobat application. Please select a Backup Location that|resides on the same drive.
EndWispTisTask=Please use Task Manager to end the WISPTIS.EXE process if it|is currently running before you click on Save.|Do this again AFTER you've clicked save, too.
AcrobatExeNotFound=Neither AcroRd32.exe or Acrobat.exe was found in the specified directory.
NoHelpForThisPlugin=The tomb is lacking in the textual range for this insertion module.
NoHelpForThisKnownPlugin=Adobe Reader Speed-Up knows this plugin exists, but does not have any information in its database about it.
PerformSpeedUpFirst=You cannot perform a Restore operation because you have|yet to perform a Speed-Up. Please choose Speed Up to|continue..
ReadMeFile=Adobe Reader Speed-Up comes with a supplemental|Read Me file that all users are encouraged to read.||Would you like to read it now?
ReadMeNote=The file is called ReadMe.txt and it's in the Adobe Reader|Speed-Up directory should you want to read it in the future.
ResetSpeedUpStatus=Does master require the reversal of the speedification process?
ResetSpeedUpComplete=Speedification process transposed!
Restoring=Revitalising
SelectProgramsCommonDirectory=Select your Program Files\Common\ directory.
SelectSystemDirectory=Select your Windows\System\ directory. If you're using Windows NT, then this would be your Windows\System32\ directory.
SpeedUpFast=SpeedUp - chug-chug chug-chug
SpeedUpTurbo=SpeedUp - Vrrooooooooom!
TempFilesDirectoryNotValid=The Temp Files directory doesn't seem to be valid:
AcrobatInstallPath=Select the new directory to specify as the Adobe Reader installation path.
UnableToEnableSplash=Pistons are chewing the engine, Bangaling!
UnableToDisableSplash=Unable to tickle the bollock.
WispTisMayBeVisibleInTaskList=WispTis.exe may now be visible in your Task Manager's Processes list.|Use Task Manager to end the process and then WispTis.exe should not|load again in the future unless you re-enable it within the Tweaks|area, or if you (re)install Microsoft Office or Reader.

[wMain]
cmdNext=Onwards!
cmdCancel=Retreat!
lnkTweaks=Tinkerings
lnkSettings=Modifications
fraRestoreOriginalConfiguration=¬¬¬¬¬¬Retreat from the Headler's Army, Sir!
labRestoreInfo=If you have previously done a Speed Up operation, you can use this option to restore the original Adobe Reader configuration. Of course doing this will result in Adobe Reader taking its original slow loading time for it to start. Doing this is not really recommended as Adobe Reader will load disabled plugins when they are absolutely required, so consequently restoring plugins is somewhat pointless.
fraSpeedUp=¬¬¬¬¬¬Onwards, towards victory!
labSpeedUpInfo=Today, we vanquish the opposition's army!   Select this option if you would like to speed-up Adobe Reader for the first time, or you would like to make changes to an existing Speed Up operation. Please make sure that the Path in the Settings window is pointing to your installation of Adobe Reader, otherwise you will get an error message and the operation will be aborted.
labReaderNotFound=The path is most uncertain..
cmdPluginHelp=Snooker Loopy ..
SpeedUp - Fast  [recommended]=SpeedUp - Fast  [recommended]
SpeedUp - Turbo=SpeedUp - Turbo
labSpeedUpMode=Inversion Factor
labAvailablePlugins=Available Plugins..
labDonate=Adobe Reader Speed-Up is donationware. If you like this software, then you are encouraged to make a small donation to the author by clicking the PayPal logo. Of course, only donate if you want to and think this software is worth it.
labPleaseWait=.. halt! ..
labErrorTitle=OmgWtfLOLroffle!!1111!oneoneone
labSpeedUpFailed=Speed-Up: Failed
labBody=This software was designed to help decrease the loading time of Adobe's Reader application by disabling various - least used - plugins. See Read Me file for which versions of Adobe Reader and Acrobat are supported.
labTitle=Welcome
lvwPlugins - Column 1=Trinket of most evil..
lvwPlugins - Column 2=Poo Factor

[wTweaks]
WindowCaption=Tweaks
cmdSave=Skimp
cmdCancel=Break
fraDirs=System Paths
cmdChangeCommonDirectory=Skive
cmdChangeSystemDirectory=Pans?
labHCommonDir=Filth
labHSystemDir=Core
fraInstallPath=The enemy, we have found them contained within!
cmdInstallPath=(.)
fraSystemPaths=Core Paffs
labInstallPathChangeInfo=Kick Adobe in the balls by ruining their skank.
chkDisableBrowserIntegration=Hilariously, it was inserted into the wrong hole! Again!
chkResetStatus=Warp the plastic beyond its tolerence, Scotty!
chkFixStartupProblems=Oh God, the bell only clunks!?
labDisableBrowserIntegration=If you're getting a "Could not find Acrobat External Window Handler" error or you just want to disable browser integration altogether, then enable this option. Please note that this option may only apply to Internet Explorer.
labResetStatus=Checking this item will cause ARSU to reset the current status of the Speed-Up state. Only do this if ARSU complains about a Speed-Up already being performed after you upgrade Reader or do a reinstall.
labFixStartupProblems=If you find that Adobe/Acrobat Reader takes a long to start up (in the region of minutes) or that it just freezes while loading, then enable this to try and correct any problems. On some systems, enabling this option will cause ARSU to quit after it has attempted the fix. Just restart ARSU as normal if this happens.
chkClearMRU=Clear list of disgusting activities.
chkDisableAutomaticUpdating=The Penguins Formed an Army That Was Feared By All.
chkWispTis=It was found that the fudge was packed most tightly. Rectify!
chkDisableAdvert=Disable the spy camera that is embedded in your monitor.
chkDisableSplash=Break their spirits, and then make a start on the soft drinks.
labClearRecentlyOpenedFiles=Enable this checkbox if you would like your Recent Files list to be cleared. This prevents anyone from being able to see which documents you have viewed from within the Adobe Reader application itself.
labDisableAutomaticUpdating=If you would prefer that Acrobat/Reader didn't automatically check for updates while running, then enable this option. Please note that there is a bug in some versions of Acrobat/Reader that cause it to check for updates multiple times per second; if you find this is happening, then enable this option.
labDisableWispTis=You absolutely must NOT enable this option if you are using a Tablet PC or a PC with a graphics tablet, or anything that uses a device resembling a "pen" system.
labDisableAdvert=This disables that little animated graphical advert that's at the top-right position of the Reader window. Please note that this also disables automatic updating.
labDisableSplash=Some people say that makes Reader start faster, and others say that it makes no difference. Give this a go to see if it works in your favour.
labBody=Here are the tweaks that Adobe Reader Speed-Up currently supports. Please note that these tweaks only work with v6 or higher of Adobe Reader. This may change in a future version of Adobe Reader Speed-Up.
labFixingProblems=Cease touching me there..
labTitle=Oh god, the hands were all over me!

[wSettings]
WindowCaption=Oooh, the ink is black, the page is white, together we..
fraAdobeLink=Need Milk?
fraBackupLocation=Rubber Nukes
labBackupLocationNotice=Unless it's blatantly wrong, it is recommended that you leave this setting as-is.
labBackupLocationInfo=Select the location you would like to backup the Adobe Reader plugins to.
fraDirectory=Adobe Reader Directory
labARDirectoryNotice=Click on the folder icon and select your Adobe Reader directory.
fraLanguage=Sewerage
labLanguage=%s is the language of the beefy bovine.
lnkChangeLanguage=Batfink
cmdCancel=Victory!
cmdSave=Weep
labBody=There is a time and a place for such things, and this is not the time for your tantrums. Remove that fork, put your clothes back on, sit down, and eat your greens.
labTitle=Now listen here, young man..

[wPluginHelp]
WindowCaption=Plugin Information
labPlugin=Plugin:
cmdClose=Vamoose

[wAbout]
WindowCaption=Pheebles
labDonate=If you like ARSU, then please consider making a donation by clicking on the logo. Thanks!
labHPlugins=Onions
labDisclaimer=Neither BiQubic Solutions or Joseph Cox takes any re- sponsibility for any direct or indirect damage that this software may cause to either your PC or software.
labHDate=Lover
labHBuild=House
labHVersion=Plinth

[wLanguage]
Template=Template
labLanguage=Your Spleen Is Growing Weak
cmdCancel=Operate!
cmdOkay=Rupture

###### TOOLTIPS ######
###### You do not need to translate these if you don't want to #####
[wMain - ToolTips]
lnkBiQubic=Click for program information..
cmdNext=Continue..
cmdCancel=Exit the application..
ruleBottom=
ruleTop=
fraContainer=
picContainer=
lnkTweaks=Click for advanced tweaks..
optMode=Restore all plugins..
lnkSettings=Modify application settings..
fraRestoreOriginalConfiguration=
picFlickerReducer=
labRestoreInfo=
fraSpeedUp=
labSpeedUpInfo=
imgTweaks=
imgReaderNotFound=Important!
labReaderNotFound=I cannot locate Adobe Acrobat/Reader..
imgChangeSettings=
lvwPlugins=
cmdPluginHelp=Get information on the selected plugin..
cboMode=Select Speed-Up profile..
labSpeedUpMode=
labAvailablePlugins=The plugins available..
prgProgress=
imgDonate=Click to donate!
labDonate=
labPleaseWait=
labErrorTitle=
labError=
imgSpeedUpFailedCross=Error
labSpeedUpFailed=
labBody=
imgTopWaterMark=
imgBiQubic=BiQubic Solutions
labTitle=
imgHeader=Information
labHeaderBkg=
imgWaterDrop=
imgCritical=Information

[wAbout - ToolTips]
fraMain=
picAntiFlicker=
ruleBottom=
lnkForums=
lnkWebsite=
labDonate=
imgDonate=Click to donate!
labPlugins=
labHPlugins=
labDisclaimer=
labDate=
labHDate=
labBuild=
labHBuild=
labVersion=
labHVersion=
labTitle=
imgStar=
labWhitePanel=
imgLeftBanner=

[wLanguage - ToolTips]
lnkAuthor=Get information on the selected language
cmdCancel=Don't change the language
cmdOkay=Select the new language
ruleBottom=
cboLanguages=Select the language you would like to use for the interface..
labLanguage=
imgFlags=

[wPluginHelp - ToolTips]
ruleBottom=
cmdClose=Close window
txtHelp=
txtPlugin=Name of selected plugin
imgInformation=Information on selected plugin..
labPlugin=

[wSettings - ToolTips]
fraLanguage=
lnkChangeLanguage=
labLanguage=
fraAdobeLink=
imgGetAdobeReader=Click here if you need to download Reader..
ruleTop=
fraBackupLocation=
tbrBackupDir=
txtBackupDir=
labBackupLocationNotice=
labBackupLocationInfo=
fraDirectory=
txtAdobeDir=
tbrMain=
labARDirectoryNotice=
cmdCancel=Cancel any changes made
cmdSave=Save changes
ruleBottom=
labBody=
imgTopWaterMark=
labTitle=
imgTopLogo=
labHeaderBkg=

[wTweaks - ToolTips]
tvwSections=
ruleTop=
cmdSave=Save changes
cmdCancel=Cancel any changes made
topBottom=
picSection=
fraSystemPaths=
cmdChangeCommonDirectory=
cmdChangeSystemDirectory=
labCommonDir=
labSystemDir=
labHCommonDir=
labHSystemDir=
imgInformation_Information=
fraInstallPath=
cmdInstallPath=Click to change the install path..
txtInstallPath=
labInstallPathChangeInfo=
chkDisableBrowserIntegration=
chkResetStatus=Only do this if you're sure you need to!
chkFixStartupProblems=
labDisableBrowserIntegration=
labResetStatus=
labFixStartupProblems=
chkClearMRU=Remove your recently opened files from the Files list
chkDisableAutomaticUpdating=Prevent Reader from automatically checking for new updates
chkWispTis=
chkDisableAdvert=
chkDisableSplash=
labClearRecentlyOpenedFiles=
labDisableAutomaticUpdating=
labDisableWispTis=
labDisableAdvert=
labDisableSplash=
labQuote=Eeeeeh, 'ecky thump!
imgQuote=Click me for a good rogering..
labBody=
imgTopWaterMark=
labFixingProblems=Please wait
imgTopLogo=
labTitle=
labHeaderBkg=
