bOING-bOING ----------- May, 1994 Reproduction permission pending Okay, so you're all hooked up and ready to have fun on the Internet. You send e-mail to some of your friends, lurk through a few chat rooms, and even toot your own horn in one of the bOING bOING topics on the WELL. You're having a blast, but after a few weeks you want more. You've gotten comfy on your computer-friendly chair, and besides, it's too cold to do any out- door activities. Well, you still might have to leave your domicile to go to work, or to talk your way out of a traffic ticket, but if all you want to do is cruise around for neat books and toys and music and clothes and stuff, stay put. Let your fin- gers do the cruising. You can do just about anything on the Internet. Tons of online services, "stores," and games are popping up, and it's really easy to get involved. The trouble is, most people don't know where these digital sites are a. But this won't be a problem anymore, thanks to Michael Wolff and Company. Wolff has just put out the Net Guide Book (Random House, $19.00) which lists over 3,000 places to go on the Net, and it's a lot eas- ier to read than one of those fluorescent maps you have to use at the mall. Everything from online shopping to news groups, music discussions, bird watching hotlines and dissertation abstracts are in this directory. You can get updates on the newest online hot spots bye-mailing info@go-net- guide.com or calling (Boo) NET-1133. As thorough as Net Guide is, I still found several interesting online sites that aren't in my copy. Fire up your modem and check these out. Internet Undeground Music Archive This is going to get some record com- panies real mad! Robert Lord and Jeff Patterson have come up with something that may revolutionize music distribution. They set up IUMA in October 1993 as a way for people on the Internet to access music from independent bands and artists. This means that if you have a PC with a sound board, you can listen to hard-to-find music free of charge. Mac users can download the melodies, but will have to steal a friend's PC to listen to the stuff (at least for now). IUMA accepts music from anybody. whether it's a garage band, an opera singer, or someone with a strong knack for the kazoo. The bigwigs at IUMA look at music as shareware, which means the music in their archives will be interna- tionally distributed free of charge. Each band or artist will be in charge of their own shareware negotiations. Some will give all of their cuts away for free, just to seek exposure. while others might tease you with a song or two, and then ask for a few bucks for a full collection of their tunes. This would take out the middle folk, aka the record companies. So music would be cheaper to purchase. IUMA currently has almost 30 bands. including Ugly Mugs, who play "carnival freak music," a bluegrass group called Whistle Pigs, folk singer Marguerite Conti. and a techno band from Germany. You can also get a free catalog of avail- able tunes from Bedazzled Records (rob@bedazzled.com), the first record company to be carried by IUMA. Right now IUMA doesn't charge the musicians or the recipients. They just take donations. For more information. e- mail them at (ian@sunsite.unc.edu). or (mugly@cats.ucsc.edu). v