They exist! Undead creatures, lurking in the night. There is a safe way to get in touch with them. Have a look:
Transylvanian Society of Dracula (TSD)
Real Vampires Chat! (I am known as Telan)
30 ways to be offensive at a funeral (A few jokes)
Gothic babes of the week (Nice girls from all over the world)
The MOST IMPORTANT link for all: The Dark Side of the Web