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"Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared...
"Fascinating," said Spock, watching Kirk's lousy acting.
"How to Catch Worms" by Earl E. Bird
"I think not," said Descartes, and promptly disappeared.
"Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye Captain. 300 dpi?"
"Scotty, beam us aboard." "Aye, sir. Will a 2x4 do?"
#1 BORG Hit Parade: We all sleep in a single subroutine
#define QUESTION ((b) v ~(b)) - Shakespeare.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)orget It!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)elf-destruct?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
* = Tribble = Cloaked Tribble
* = Tribble . = Tribble after a haircut
...and on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
...file not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
...put knot yore trust inn spel chequers.
===__-+- The No-Win Tagline *--=/__ *--=/__ *--=/__
10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
11th Commandment: covet not thy neighbour's Pentium.
2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2.
2400 bps makes you want to get out and push!
355/113 - Not the famous number Pi, but a great simulation!
640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates, 1981
9 out of 10 serial killers own cats.
A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1
A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.
A cat has to have a name, or else it wouldn't be a cat.
A cat is a four footed allergen.
A cat is always on the wrong side of a door.
A cat is an animal who never cries over spilled milk.
A cat is an extension of God.
A cat is easier to train than a moderator.
A cat is nobody's fool.
A cat is the universe's way of showing us perfection.
A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.
A cat will go "quack" - if you squeeze it hard enough.
A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
A Cat's courage is as strong as a dog's chain
A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
A fool and his money are my two favourite people.
A is A - Aristotle
A list is only as strong as its weakest link. - Don Knuth
A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
A man without God is like a fish without a bicycle.
A mouse may be useful, but only for cat food.
A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.
A procrastinator's work is never done.
A program without bugs is obsolete.
A statement of fact cannot be insolent. - Orac
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed.
A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes
Access denied - nyah nyah nya nyah nyah!
After a hard day, it's nice to come home to a warm cat.
After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.
AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes.
All computers run at the same speed... with the power off.
All computers wait at the same speed.
All dogs go to heaven. Cats watch them leave.
All I need to know I learned from my cat.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Although I'm not Canadian, I tend to like their bacon.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
And on the 8th day, God created cats....
And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh...
And they shall plow their swords into beach chairs.
Any given program will expand to fill available memory.
Any nitwit can understand computers. Many do.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Apathy Error: don't bother striking any key.
Aren't cats just widdle furry balls of love?
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Avoid temporary variables and strange women.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic?
Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
Be nice to other people, they outnumber you 5.5 billion to 1.
Be wewy wewy quiet... I'm hunting Womulins!!
Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room.
Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" - 100% compression.
Better dead than Smeg.
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
binary tree n.: see binary tree and binary tree.
Black Holes were created when God divided by zero.
Brain fried - core dumped.
BREAKFAST.COM halted... cereal port not responding.
Breakthrough: It finally booted on the first try.
BUFFERS=7 FILES=5, 2nd Down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
Bus error - passengers dumped.
But soft, what bird through yonder window breaks?
Buy a Pentium so you can reboot faster.
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
Call my cat?! No, I just run the can opener...
Camera men on strike, Slides at 11.
Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?
Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\>
Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n]
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
Captain, I need to kill someone. - Worf
Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows? - Worf
Careful. We don't want to learn from this. - Calvin
Cat problem: being mistaken for Bill the cat.
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
Catscan: a hi-tech device for examining cats.
Catscan: searching for kitty.
CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Chaste makes waste.
Choosy cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1.
Circular logic will only make you dizzy. - Peri
Classified tagline. Please enter password: _
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
Common sense is what tells you the world is flat.
Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: reboot Washington DC (Y/n)?
Copy from another: plagiarism. Copy from many: research.
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
CURSOR: What you become when your system crashes.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Damned if you are. really screwed if you arent.
Data/Spock '96 the Logical Choice!
Death is a nonmaskable interrupt.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Did anyone see my lost carrier?
Disc space - the final frontier!
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Disk full - press F1 to belch.
Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Does old mail ever arrive?
Dogs think they're human. Cats know they are.
Don't ask me. The cats are in charge around here.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Don't let the computer bugs bite!
DOS Tip #17: add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
DOS Tip #63: add BUGS=OFF to CONFIG.SYS
Double your drive space - delete Windows!
Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
Drop your carrier... we have you surrounded!
Dust-balls: The cheap man's Tribble
E Pluribus UNIX.
Earth is 98% full... please delete anyone you can.
Editing is a rewording activity.
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards!
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
Ensign Expendable, step on that rock! - Kirk
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Error: keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Ethernet n.: something used to catch the etherbunny.
Even worse than raining cats and dogs is hailing taxi's.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
Every dog has his day, but the nights belong to cats!
Every thing in this world is an idea acted on.
Excited, Spock opens a box full of pointy ear tips.
Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
Faith is good, but scepticism is better. - Giuseppe Verdi
Falls don't kill people. It's the deceleration trauma.
Felicity: A town inhabited by happy cats.
File not found, but if you'll hum a few bars...
Fire, Mr. Worf! [Worf picks up extinguisher]
Fish are so hard to toilet train.
Foolproof operation: All parameters are hard coded.
For large values of 1, 1 equals 2, for small values of 2.
Friends come and go. Enemies are forever.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Frostbite Falls Minnesota, home of Watsa Matta U.
Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd.
Gene Rodenberry, 1921-1991 - Shakka, when the walls fell.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Give: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
God is real, unless declared integer.
grep... grep... grep... (Frog with UNIX stuck in its throat)
Hackers have kernel knowledge.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
He who don't like cats don't like pets smarter than they.
Health is the slowest rate at which one can die.
Heard about the new president? It's a cat named Socks...
Heavy, adj.: Seduced by the chocolate side of The Force.
HELP! I need a tagline. HELP! Not just any tagline.
Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!
Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!
Help! I've got a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
He's ALIVE, Jim. Where did I go wrong?
He's dead, Jim. Get his ears! - Spock
He's dead, Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his watch!
He's dead, Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me.
He's dead, Jim. Spock took his tricorder, I got his wallet.
He's dead, Jim. Tell the Klingons that dinner is served
Hit any user to continue.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows.
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do I set my phaser to tickle?
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim... Ooh, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be... ooooh donuts...
I am not a free man... but I'm reasonable!.
I am the computer your mother warned you about.
I am, therefore I am (I don't draw conclusions).
I bet the human brain is a kludge. - Marvin Minsky
I can't use Windows. The cat ate my mouse.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I have a magnetic personality - keep me away from diskettes.
I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch.
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I hit the Ctrl key but I'm still not in control!
I inherited curiosity from my cat. Why do you ask?
I love cats 'cause they're stranger than I am!
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it?
I think, therefor I am... I think?
I understand cats, women are the mystery!
I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
If a program is useful, it must be changed.
If a program is useless, it must be documented.
If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
If cats have kittens, do bats have bittens?
If it was easy, the hardware people would take care of it.
If it's not your banana, don't eat it.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
If you hear an onion ring, please answer it!
If you save the world too often, it begins to expect it.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Ignorance is temporary; Stupidity lasts forever!
I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice.
I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouseholes.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Imagination is more important than knowledge - Einstein
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
In /dev/null no one can hear you scream...
In a cat's eyes all things belong to cats.
In God we trust; all else we walk through.
It is ten o'clock; do you know where your processes are?
In the future everybody will shine...
    after small mushroom in the sky...
It took my cat a month to fully train me.
It was the best of lines, it was the worst of lines...
It's 11:00 p.m., do you know what your cats are shredding?
It's Ensign Flintstone, Jim... He's Fred!
It's Ensign Pillsbury! He's bread, Jim!
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Jean-Luc Picard and Mister Clean: Separated at birth?
Keep Canada beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Keep London tidy... Shoot a pigeon.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humour.
Lawyers: the larval form of politicians.
Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Mac error message: Like, dude, something's wrong.
Machine-independent: does not run on any existing machine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Managing programmers is like herding cats.
Manual Writer's Creed: garbage in, gospel out.
Many people own cats - and go on to lead normal lives.
May the Farce be with you!
Meets quality standards: compiles without errors.
Meow... SPLAT... Ruff... SPLAT... (Raining cats & dogs)
MIPS: Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed.
Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors
Money is the root of all evils. Send $20 for more info...
Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonated.
Mr. Spock doesn't say: "Let's blast their buns off!"
My cat is good for nothing, but he's very, very good!
My cat likes to play Hide-And-Go-Poop.
My cat likes to play Hide-And-Go-Puke.
My cat makes me search the room for invisible intruders.
My cat thinks it's a dog... it goes Mearf! Mearf!
My favourite mythical creature? The honest politician.
My modem isn't slow - it's "baudily challenged!"
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Nervous as long tailed cat in roomful of rocking chairs.
Never judge a book by its movie.
Never trust a computer you can't lift. - Stan Masor
Next time you wave, use all your fingers!
No! No! Windows isn't a virus. Viruses do something.
Nothing is more relaxed than a sleeping cat.
Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
Oh sure! But what's the speed of dark?!
Old poets never die, they just ride off into the sonnet.
On a clear disk you can seek forever. - Denning
One great thing about cats - they don't bark.
One if by LAN, two if by C.
One man's constant is another man's variable. - Perlis
One man's error is another man's data.
One picture is worth 128K words.
Overflow on /dev/null; please empty the bit bucket.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Personally, I like my flying brains dark and evil.
Politics - Poli: Many, Tics: Blood sucking parasites.
Portable: survives system reboot.
Power corrupts; absolute power is even more fun.
Preserve nature... pickle a squirrel.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del to continue...
Printed on 100% recyclable phosphor.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
Programming Department: mistakes made while you wait.
Programming is an unnatural act.
Protect your software at all costs; all else is meat.
Put the cat out? I didn't know it was burning!
RamDisk is *not* an installation procedure.
Random access is the optimum of the mass storages.
Read my chips: No new upgrades!
Real programs don't eat cache.
Reality is for those who can't handle Star Trek.
REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/A)
Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
Revolutionary: Disk drives go round and round.
Running a Level-One Tagline Diagnostic, Captain - Geordi
Running Windows on a Pentium is like having a brand new Porsche
    but only be able to drive backwards with the handbrake on.
Save energy: Drive a smaller shell.
Save the whales, collect the whole set.
Second Coming still vapourware after 2,000 years!
Second star to the right & straight on till morning...
SENILE.COM found: out of memory...
Sex is just a sublimation of the math urge.
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS. Do you copy? Shell to DOS...
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
So, why don't they make mouse-flavoured cat food?
Sorry Rabbit, Phasers are for kids...
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yup/Nope)
Spock, you are such a putz!
STATUS QUO is Latin for "the mess we're in."
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Sure, it's clean laundry. The cat's sitting on it, isn't he?
Swap read error. You lose your mind.
System going down at 1:45 p.m. for disk crashing.
System going down at 5 p.m. to install scheduler bug.
Terminal glare: A look that kills...
That does not compute.
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m / sec^2.
The Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt
The cat that ate the ball of yarn... had mittens!
The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on...
The name is Baud... James Baud.
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
The world is coming to an end... save your buffers!
The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.
There must be more to life than compile-and-go.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
This screen intentionally left blank.
This system will self-destruct in five minutes.
Those who can't write, write help files.
Thrashing is just virtual crashing.
Three out of five people aren't the other two.
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking."
To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
To poldly bow air mobius gumby four: Trek on novocaine.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
Ultimate office automation: networked Coke machines.
UNIX is a computer virus with a user interface.
Upgrade: take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Use The Source, Luke!
User Error: replace user and press any key to continue.
Vote anarchist.
Washed the cat - took HOURS to get the hair off my tongue!
We are upping our standards... so up yours.
Wear natural fibres. Hug your cat.
What a long, strange trip it's been!
What if they gave a war and nobody came?
What this country needs is a good five-cent microcomputer.
What's another word for thesaurus?
Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my disk?
Why do cats have canine teeth?
Why doesn't DOS ever say "Excellent command or filename!"
Why doesn't the Bat Computer ever crash?
Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
Windows: just another pane in the glass.
You can't frighten me, I'm a coward, I'm always scared.
You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.
You can't make a program without broken egos.
You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
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