Smileys
(bu╝ki, emotikony, u╢miechy)


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EMOTIONS

Basic Positive Emotions
:-)yer standard smiley face
:->alternate mouth
:^)alternate nose...
(:-)smiley big-face
):-)smiley big-face
:-Dsaid with a smile
8-|eyes wide with surprise
:-owow!
:-vspeaking
:-,smirk
|-)laughing
|-Dlaughing
:-Ptongue hanging out in anticipation
M:-)saluting (symbol of respect)
$-)just won the lottery or winning big at Las Vegas

Kiss, Kiss!
P-)getting fresh
;-)getting fresh
:-xkiss kiss
:-Xa big wet kiss!
(:-*kiss...

Wink, Wink...
;-)wink (take this message with a grain of salt)
,-}wry and winking
:-7after a wry statement
9-)wink, left
6-)wink, right

Basic Non-Committal Emotions
:-\undecided
:-isemi-smiley
:-/lefty undecided smiley
|-)asleep (boredom)
|Iasleep (boredom)
:-|"have an ordinary day" smiley
:-Ipuzzled
:-Tkeeping a straight face
{}a 'no comment' message
:-#submitter's lips are sealed
:-x"my lips are sealed" smiley
:-Phas a secret to tell you
:-Ya quiet aside
M-) :X) :-Msees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil

Basic Unhappiness
:-(yer standard frowning face
):-(unsmiley big-face
:-Oworried
:-oshocked
:-Cjust totally unbelieving
:-Vshout
:-[pouting
&.(..crying
---...---S.O.S.
:-wspeak with forked tongue
:-rsticking tongue out
&-|tearful
:-creal unhappy
:-|grim
:-Psticking out tongue (symbol of disrespect)
:-oshocked
:-(O)yelling
:~(has had his nose put out of joint
:-@screaming
:-<real sad
:-*oops!
:-cbummed out
:-edisappointed
(:-(unsmiley frowning
:-8(condescending stare
(:-#message concerning something that shouldnt have been said...
:-dlefty smiley razzing you
(:-\VERY sad...
(:-...heart-breaking message...
:-tcross
:-<same

Anger
>:-<mad
(:-&angry...
:-8(has condescending stare
:-@extremely angry
>-<absolutely livid!!
:-||anger
|-Obored by the article that you submitted
>:-(sick and tired of reading this nonsense
~:-(particularly angry
:-]expressing biting sarcasm
:-[expressing biting criticism

Illness
(:-$ill...
:-(*)sick of recent netnews and is about to vomit
:-(has read too many 'smiley' articles
:-{~read too many toilet paper articles before lunch
:-'|has a cold
:-Rhas the flu
%')just finished a fifth of lunch

Overwork/Overparty Emotions
:*)drunk
:-&tongue-tied
#-)partied all night
8-Ohas taken too many nodoz to work on thesis
|-(late night messages
%-)has been staring at the terminal for 36 hours
:-*just ate a sour pickle
%-<I>drunk with laughter

Personality Traits
|:-|excessively rigid
(:Iegghead
<:Idunce
=:-)a hosehead
O:-)face with halo- acting very innocent
<:-)dumb questions
:-[un-smiley blockhead
:-]blockhead
<:-)conehead
I:-)blockhead
*8=(:blubbering idiot
:-Dtalks too much
(:<)blabber mouth
(:-Dblabber mouth
:-%talking out of both sides of mouth


APPEARANCE

Facial Hair of All Varieties
(:-)bald
|:-)has heavy eyebrows
:-}has beard
:-%has beard
:-)}has goatee/beard
:-@beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso
(:-{~a message from a person with a beard
:-{has mustache
:-{)has mustache
:-#|bushy mustache
:-=)older smiley with mustache
%-)with long bangs
(-)needing a haircut
{:-)hair parted in the middle
}:-)above in an updraft
&:-)message from a person with curly hair
@:-)message from a person with wavy hair
{:-)has new hair style
{:-{)}has new hair style, mustache and beard
-:-)sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
=:-)long hair
3:-)curly hair
[:-)flattop
#:-)crewcut
?:-)wavy hair, parted on right
*:-)electric hair
{(:-)wearing toupee
}(:-(wearing toupee in wind
{{-}}}a refugee from the '60's

Clothing, Glasses, Etc.
(:-|K-formal message
:-)8well dressed
:-Xhas bow tie
g-)ponce-nez glasses
::-)wears glasses
(8-)message from a person wearing glasses...
8-)wears glasses
B-)wears horn-rims
8:-)wears glasses on forehead
B-)-[<wearing sunglasses and swimming trunk
%-)message about people with broken glasses
R-)has broken glasses
8-)wears glasses
B-)wears sunglasses
B-|wearing cheap sunglasses
%-)crossed-eyed
'-)only has a left eye, which is closed
.-]one-eyed smilely
.-)has one eye
?-(about people with a black eye
':-)shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
@:Iwears turban
\:-)wears a french hat
d:-)baseball player (hat on sideways)
+(:-)propeller beanie
[:-)listening to walkman thingy

Mouths
:-vtalking head
:-$face with it's mouth wired shut
:-9licking it's lips
:-Bdrooling
:-)'tends to drool
:-6after eating something sour
:-*after eating something bitter
:-qtrying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-alefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-osinging national anthem
:-7talks out of side of mouth
:-{}wears lipstick
:-#has been punched in the mouth
:-bleft-pointing tongue smiley
:-"pursing lips
:-(=)message about people with big teeth
:-#has braces
:-{#}messages teasing people about their braces
:-Ehas major dental problems

Smokers
:-G-smokes cigarettes
:-Qsmoker
:-p~smokes heavily
:-d~smokes heavily
 ~p
:-)
pipe smoker
:-?smilely smoking a pipe
:-Ztobacco chewer
:-7tobacco chewer, getting ready to spit
:-`spitting out chewing tobacco

Noses
:~)has ugly nose (needs nose job)
:u)funny-looking left nose
:>)has big nose
:n)funny-looking right nose
:~)pointy nose (righty)
:v)left-pointing nose
:^|broken nose
(:^(message concerning people with broken noses
:^)messages teasing people about their noses
(:+)has a big nose...
:=)has two noses
:%)%has acne

Male & Female
8:-)a little girl
:-)-}8a big girl
O>-<|=messages of interest to women
o>8<|=messages about interesting women
(:-)  :   8-male
(:-)  :  -8male on the make
(8-(  :  -8masked rapist
(:-[  :   8-male sadist
(:-]  :   8-male masochist
*:-}  8   *female
*:-}  8   Ofemale on the make
*:-}  8   0female wearing chastity belt
*:-}  8   8-transvestite
(:-)  :   8===John Holmes
$:-}  8   *female prostitute
$:-)  :   8-male prostitute
[:-)  :   *gay female (butch)
*:-}  :   8-gay male (fem)
     /\
*:-}      *
     \/
big momma
(:-)      ?has had a sex change

Other Appearance
:-)))very overweight
~:obaby
:-:mutant
[:-]a message concerning a square head
:<midget unsmiley
:>midget
 invisible man
C:-)has large brain capacity
%-~painted by Picasso


ETHNICITY


=0==message about mexican on a railroad!
=t==message about mexican run over by train
>|->message from China...
<|-)=chinese
<|-(=chinese and doesn't like this article
|-)chinese
_:^)Indian
@:-)Indian (East)
*\:-)Scottish
<:-)Vietnamese peasant (unlikely)
](-[3Viking
(-:Australian
:<()African tribesman
>:^(headhunter (Amazon style)
I8${}Ubangi - bone in nose
X8-{}Ubangi's wife
*8-OUbangi's child
i:oUbangi's baby


HOBBIES & OCCUPATIONS


:-0orator
8-)swimmer
:-%banker
*(H-)downhill skier
=:-)punk-rocker
=:-#}punk with a mustache...
>B=)punk rocker
=:-((real punk rockers don't smile)
    Y
:-) 8
plays guitar
    Y
:-) O
plays banjo
(:)-)scuba diver
0-)wearing scuba mask
8=:-)a chef
<<<<(:-)message from a hat sales-man...
(:>-<message from a thief: hands up!
0-)an arc-welder
(o:v)coal miner
O:v)>--odoctor
CD:-)>railroad engineer
:-)W:-)barber
+<||-)knight


AT THE ZOO


:= |baboon
:=8)baboon
d8=eager beaver
pq`#'bull
~M`'~camel
}:-<cat
__Q~`__cat
   )the Cheshire cat
3:-ocow
pp#cow
:3-<dog
6\/)the elephant submitter
}.
`\
elephant
(O--<fishy message
>-^);>fish
8)frog
B)frog who is wearing sunglasses
8Pbullfrog and it's mating season
:-[ ]shark (jaws of doom)
8:]gorilla
:8)pig
::)pig
3:*>Rudolph the reindeer
|)salamander
~~~~~8}snake
:<=walrus
:Vwoodpecker


FAMOUS PEOPLE


B-)Batman
C=:-)The Galloping Gourmet
8=:-KThe Sweedish Chef
:-oMr. Bill
#:o+=Betty Boop
>:*)Bozo the Clown
*:o)Bozo the Clown
*:O)Bozo the Clown
:-)))William Conrad
>>-O->Gen. Custer
:/7)Cyrano de Bergerac
{8<>Daffy Duck
]:-)The Devil
8(:-)Walt Disney
7:-)Fred Flinstone
[8-]Frankenstein
8(:-)-3Annette Funicello
{:^=(Hitler
X:-)Aunt Jemima
K:-)Aunt Jemima's sister
  -Helen Keller
=|:-)Abe Lincoln
(D:-]General Patton
%-~Picasso
%-^Picasso
+O:-)The Pope
:-\Popeye
5:-)Elvis Presley
 \8-]FDR
=):-)Uncle Sam
O==):-{Uncle Sam
*<|:-)Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
8+()Tina Turner
:-[vampire
:-Evampire with buck teeth
4:-)George Washington


NOT-SO-FAMOUS PEOPLE


-=#:-)has wizard status
$-)a yuppie
Q:-)a new grad
b-)pirate (with eye patch)
L:-)just graduated
:<|attends an Ivy League school
(:   (=|going to be a ghost for Halloween...
=:-Hplays for NFL
(V)=|a pacman champion
o-)a cyclops
@-)a cyclops
*-(a cyclops who got poked in the eye
B-{=vampire


NET.USERS


~~:-(subscribes to alt.flame
O |-)subscribes to soc.religion
8 :-Isubscribes to comp.unix-wizards
X-(subscribes to soc.suicide
E-:-Isubscribes to rec.ham-radio
>:-Isubscribes to rec.startrek
3:o[subscribes to rec.pets
- @=messages about nuclear war
(:-)messages dealing with bicycle helmets
__.has been properly chastised, or is merely asleep
O-(==<has been chastised, or is merely asleep
===:[OO']>:===feels he/she has been railroaded
;^?has punched out for submitting sexist article
*-)was shot for the last posting
i-=<***iCAUTION: poster has flame thrower
i-=<******o-(==<...and uses it! (alternately, i-=<*** __. )
~~~\8-Oneeds to fix frayed cord on terminal
\/\/\/\,8-Oreally should fix frayed line cord on terminal
M:-<just had a bad experience with "rm"...


MULTI-LINE AND OBSCURE SMILEYS


O-S-<a message from a person in a hurry
O-Z-<a message from a person in a big hurry
O-&-<a message from a person who is doing nothing
O-G-<a message concerning oneself
*:*message about fuzzy things
*:**message about fuzzy people with a fuzzy mustache
(-:left-handed
oosomebody's head-lights are on messages
._)suffers from Lorentz contraction
<:-)<<|message from a space rocket...
<I==I)a message on four wheels
[:|]a robot (or other appropriate AI project)
_____
|O-O|
|:::|
-----
a computer
C):-O
C):-O
C):-O
C):-O
a barbershop quartet
nothin' left to do but :-) :-) :-)Grateful Dead-head
:(\
  !
bum w/cigarette
B(\
  !
movie producer w/cigarette


PROFILES


.'vtalking
.'Vshouting
.'wspeaking with forked tounge
.'Tkeeping a straight face
.'rsticking tounge out
.'Psticking tounge out
.'"pursing lips
.'Ywhistling
.'\frowning
.'!grim
.^vpointy nose
.'Uyawning
.'Jsmiling
~'vlong bangs
!.'vflat top
=.'vmohawk
@.'vcurly hair
,.'vshort hair
*<.'vsnow cap on
+<.'vknight
d.'vwears hard hat


THE UNOFFICIAL SMILIE DICTIONARY


:-)Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-)Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
:-(Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.
:-IIndifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie
:->User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:->User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
(-:User is left handed
%-)User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*)User is drunk
[:]User is a robot
8-)User is wearing sunglasses
B:-)Sunglasses on head
::-)User wears normal glasses
B-)User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-)User is a little girl
:-)-8User is a Big girl
:-{)User has a mustache
:-{}User wears lipstick
{:-)User wears a toupee
}:-(Toupee in an updraft
:-[User is a Vampire
:-EBucktoothed vampire
:-FBucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7User juust made a wry statement
:-*User just ate something sour
:-)~User drools
:-~)User has a cold
:'-(User is crying
:'-)User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@User is screaming
:-#User wears braces
:^)User has a broken nose
:v)User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:_)User's nose is sliding off of his face
:<)User is from an Ivy League School
:-&User is tongue tied.
=:-)User is a hosehead
-:-)User is a punk rocker
-:-((real punk rockers don't smile)
:=)User has two noses
+-:-)User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-)User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-)Same thing...other side
|-IUser is asleep
|-OUser is yawning/snoring
:-QUser is a smoker
:-?User smokes a pipe
O-)Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-)User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-PNyahhhh!
:-SUser just made an incoherent statement
:-DUser is laughing (at you!)
:-XUser's lips are sealed
:-CUser is really bummed
<|-)User is Chinese
<|-(User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/User is skeptical
C=:-)User is a chef
@=User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-)User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-oUh oh!
(8-oIt's Mr. Bill!
*:o)And Bozo the Clown!
3:]Pet smilie
3:[Mean Pet smilie
d8=Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
E-:-)User is a Ham radio operator
:-9User is licking his/her lips
%-6User is braindead
[:-)User is wearing a walkman
(:IUser is an egghead
<:-IUser is a dunce
K:PUser is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-)User is wearing a turban
:-0No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-:Mutant Smilie
 The invisible smilie
.-)User only has one eye
,-)Ditto...but he's winking
X-(User just died
8 :-)User is a wizard
C=}>;*{))Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
:)Midget smilie
:]Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
=)Variation on a theme...
:}What should we call these? (what?)
:)Happy
:>What?
:@What?
:DLaughter
:IHmmm...
:(Sad
:[Real Downer
:<What?
:{What?
:OYelling
:CWhat?
:QWhat?
:,(Crying
[]Hugs and
:*Kisses
|IAsleep
|^oSnoring
:-`smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1smiley bland face
:-!smiley bland face
:-@smiley face screaming
:-#|smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-%smiley banker
:-6smiley after eating something sour
:^)smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7smiley after a wry statement
8-)smiley swimmer
:-*smiley after eating something bitter
:-&smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0smiley orator
 smiley invisible man
(:-(unsmiley frowning
(:-)smiley big-face
):-)smiley big-face
):-(unsmiley big-face
)8-)scuba smiley big-face
=:-)smiley punk-rocker
=:-((real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-)smiley priest
:-qsmiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-edisappointed smiley
:-tcross smiley
:-isemi-smiley
:-osmiley singing national anthem
:-psmiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[un-smiley blockhead
:-]smiley blockhead
:-{smiley variation on a theme
:-}ditto
{:-)smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-)above in an updraft
:-alefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-ssmiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-dlefty smiley razzing you
g-)smiley with ponce-nez glasses
:-jleft smiling smilely
:-kbeats me, looks like something, tho.
:-ly.a.s.
:-:mutant smiley
:-\undecided smiley
:-|"have an ordinary day" smiley
;-)winking smiley
:-<real sad smiley
:->y.a.s.
:-zy.a.c.s.
:-x"my lips are sealed" smiley
:-cbummed out smiley
:-vtalking head smiley
:v)left-pointing nose smiley
:-bleft-pointing tongue smiley
:-/lefty undecided smiley
:-?smilely smoking a pipe
.-]one-eyed smilely
,-}wry and winking
0-)smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=)older smiley with mustache
:u)smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n)smiley with funny-looking right nose
:<midget unsmiley
:>midget smiley
}:^#})mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin
:-)ha ha
|-)hee hee
|-Dho ho
:->hey hey
:-(boo hoo
:-Ihmm
:-Ouh oh
:-Pnyah nyah
|-Pyuk
~~:-(net.flame
O |-)net.religion
8 :-Inet.unix-wizards
X-(net.suicide
E-:-Inet.ham-radio
>:-Inet.startrek
3:o[net.pets
:-}beard
:-{mustache
:-#braces
:-Xbow tie
:-Qsmoker
<:Idunce
(:Iegghead
@:Iturban
8-)glasses
B-)horn-rims
8:-)glasses on forehead
:-8(condescending stare
;-)wink
>:-<mad
:-(Drama
:-)Comedy
:-oSurpise
8-|Suspense
:-Male
>-Female
|-OBirth
8-#Death
8Infinity


Smiling / Laughing


=-)Sideways smily face
$-)Just won the lottery
:-DLaughing
:-)Simple smilie
;-)Winking smilie
:->Alternate happy face


Anger / Sadness


:-(Frown
:-(O)Yelling
:'-(Crying
:-cReal unhappy
:-<Forlorn


Other Emotions


:-PSticking out tongue
:-|Dead face
:-IPoker face
:-<>Amazed
:-( )Shocked
:-&Perplexed
:-o zz z z Z ZBored
:-\Thinking
:-CUnbelieving (jaw dropped)
:-oquot;Oh, nooooooo!"


Turned Faces


:^UTurned face
:^YTurned poker face
:^rBleahhh (sticking tongue out)
:^yTurned smiling face
:^WTurned face with tongue out
:^"Pursing lips


Different noses


:)Smilie without a nose
:@)Smilie with a piggy nose
:^)Smilie with a bent nose
:*)Smilie with a nose of a clown


Different lips


:-*Kiss
:-XLips are sealed
:-[]Robot face
:-}Smilie with a curly smile
:->Smilie with straight smile Ver. 1
:-]Smilie with straight smile Ver. 2
:-[Count Dracula
:-#Censored
:-iSmoking
:-jSmoking and smiling
:-JTongue-in-cheek comments
:-[#]Smilie with braces
:-SSick smilie


Different Eyes


8-)Bug-eyed smilie
P-)Pirate
!-(Black-eyed face
B-)Smilie with glasses
0-)Cyclops smilie
%)Artistic face
|-(Late night messages


"Accessories"


:-{)Smilie with a moutashe
{:-)Smilie with hair
[:-)Wearing a walkman
K:-)Smilie with a graduation hat
d:-)Smilie with a cap
C|:-)Smilie with a bowler hat
]:-)Smilie with a nurse hat
(:-)Smilie with a skull-cap (or a bicycle helmet)
#:-)Smilie with a fur hat
*<:-)Smilie with hat and pom-pom (cold weather smilie)
:-)=Smilie with beard
=|:-)=Uncle Sam
&:-)Smilie with curly hair
@:-)Smilie with wavy hair
+<:-|Monk / Nun



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