Amuse-O-Matic 2000




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Another word for "pain"
Something ordinary that is dear to your heart
A body part that comes in pairs
Two words that describe Saddam Hussein ,
A verb that refers to carpentry
"After my dog, Sparky, was hit by a car, the accident left him "
Something you care a great deal about
A bad quality in a wife or a husband
Famous person you would never want to wake up next to
Place you would drop an atomic bomb on if you had the chance
Another word for "killed"
"Oh my God, I can't believe that Sparky is dead. He was "
A way POW prisoners are tortured
A reason to have plastic surgery
A job you would rather eat broken glass that work at five days a week
Something that can show up on your skin (tattoo, bruise, etc.)
Part of your body where that thing might be


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