"Epilogue" Cathie Walker Biscotti and Antonio Biscotti continued working for Francesca at the C*E*A for many years. When Francesca retired, she transferred ownership of the C*E*A to Cathie, who continued running the empire with Antonio. Unfortunately, however, Cathie made the mistake of putting all of her money into a joint chequing account with Antonio, who was duped into buying a warehouse full of Macarena CDs which, needless to say, failed to sell for a profit. Forced to sell the C*E*A to America Online, Cathie still managed to profit enough to retire with Antonio quite comfortably. They lived happily ever after, spending the rest of their days traveling, often with Francesca and Erich. Steve Callaway finally got over his Cathie fixation when he at last met his One True Love, a former Playboy Playmate and MTV VJ. He eventually retired 23 times, making a second career out of 'farewell' and 'comeback' tours. He was still touring at age 89, although performing only in his special motorized custom wheelchair that popped 'wheelies' and launched condom water balloons at the touch of a button on its control panel to the delight of his fans. Francesca Cicci-Lorenz finally cleared her name of all charges made against her by Richard O'Brien. All but the most idiotic of die-hard tabloid believers forgave her. Retiring from the C*E*A early and handing over the reins to Cathie, she and her husband Erich lived happily ever after with her pets and spent a lot of time traveling and doing charity work, teaching HTML skills to the homeless. Erich also published a serious book, "FRAUD!", that publicly exposed 'Gravity Hill'-style roadside tourist attractions, bringing a sense of closure to him about his nightmarish experience in France. Taylor Stevens, like his best friend Steve, also found his One True Love, an Oscar award-winning actress. Together they had four children. He continued to tour with Steve and Flesh Possessed as lead guitarist until age 75, when he switched from guitar to electric kazoo. Besides his work with Flesh Possessed, he also released 7 hit solo albums. Dirk Zwiebac resigned from the C*E*A a year after his acquittal and found work as a movie stunt man for five years, after which he started selling exercise gadgets such as "The DirkTel Stomach Pumper" on late-night infomercials. Sneena finally met the man of her dreams in the C*E*A chat room (where else?), was married on the Dr. Laura show, and had 3 beautiful children. After Cathie sold the C*E*A, she retired with her considerable savings and lived happily ever after, though still addicted to the chat room. Reverend Gregory went on to found his own cult, The Church of Nude Happy People, which later became the subject of a 60 Minutes investigation. Kupek lost his job at the tabloid after O'Brien's conviction and couldn't get another job as a photojournalist. He became a salesman at Pep Boys. Richard O'Brien is serving a life sentence without possibility of parole at San Quentin. Each week he sells a hand-copied newsletter detailing all of the rumors and scandals going on at the prison for three cigarettes a copy. Jo married Paul Woodman in Las Vegas and went on to star in Paul's movie 'Some Like It Extra Crispy'. It fared well at the box office, but not well enough to do a follow up. Jo and Paul did, however, get a gig doing a TV sitcom which lasted 4 years. This earned them both enough money to retire comfortably in Florida, where they raised their daughter, Esther. Paul continued to cross-dress about 3 times a week, and they were able to share a wardrobe. Wally Glenn got his TV show syndicated when the show gained enormous viewership once he started doing his show completely from his bed, nude from the waist up under satin sheets. Count Floyd continued to be the most in-demand medium in the world until he accepted an offer to host a weekly syndicated cable TV show entitled "Justin Sane's Museum of the Weird". N.E. Washington continued his successful law practice and at the age of 55 was appointed to the United States Supreme Court by president Earvin 'Magic' Johnson. Earl Butts, at age 45, enjoyed a brief 3 month fling in show business, getting his break on friend Count Floyd's cable TV show, exploiting his musical talent with his armpit. Alas, though, the American public was fickle, and Earl went back to working as a janitor at the C*E*A until he retired at age 76. He had 8 children, 36 grandchildren, and 103 great grandchildren, one of which won the California State Lottery, and bought Earl a beautiful new doublewide trailer which he and Tanqueray shared happily for the rest of their lives. The End! A Note from your Authors, Steve Callaway and Cathie Walker... Thank you, faithful Cathablanca readers, for your interest in our wacky little Netsoap and especially for those wonderful fan letters, newspaper and web site mentions! We hope you've enjoyed reading it as much as we've enjoyed writing it. Don't feel like we're deserting you... far from it! We have really cool and exciting new projects being developed and nearing completion in the Super Secret (so secret even we aren't sure where they are) underground C*E*A Laboratories that we know you'll enjoy!