[THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

by President B. / Caca's Club
 Translated by DEF KLF / MV

]1) STOP THINKING in front of your
]mirror before going out. Just be
]yourself and dress you up comfortably.

2) DON'T SUICIDE YOURSELF. It's too
preppy. Inspite self-destroy you with
alcohol, it's longer but funnier and as
much literary.

]3) NO MORE MASTURBATION. Preserve your
]semen to make beautiful children.
]Keep your wrist strengh to write love
]letters.
] Learn again how to really make love
](...more than 5 minutes).

4) COUNT YOUR REAL FRIENDS: 5 maximun.
A friend...it's just the damn fool
you are quite willing to phone to tell
him a belgium joke at 1 AM.

]5) BE OPTIMISTIC. It's free,funny and
]finally you believe what you say.

6) DON'T USE DRUGS ANYMORE. It's
expensive and it makes you boring.
Stop even the Poppers: It stinks !

]7) BE PRIMAL. Just live things like you
]feel it. Eat when you are hungry, cry
]when Bruno Carette die and piss in the
]street.

8) BE GENEROUS. Selfishness is strictly
for rich. Stand a round of drinks
especially when your pockets are empty.

]9) DON'T WATCH TV. Read novels. Write
]your diary. Do a list of things to do
]and throw it in the dustbin later.
] Be uneffecient !

10) SAY SWEAR WORDS IN PUBLIC. Break
glasses. Give french kiss, and even
commit a few murders because being
desperate is better than being boring.