"Act your age." Remember hearing that? Repeated over and over during the later years of your childhood, along with "Act like an adult" and the ubiquitous "Grow up!" All of this was assumedly in preparation for thrusting you into an adult society. But what of this "adult society"? It seems that here in the States, companies make it their business to treat you like a child. Grocers check your eggs, assuming you haven't; coffee cups have "Warning! HOT!!!!" printed all over them, as if hot coffee was not the very thing you ordered; you have cars that turn off the lights for you if you leave them on, just in case your thoughts while driving were on anything but driving. "Those are just the little things", one might be tempted to point out. It's nice to not have to worry about buying broken eggs by mistake, or about taking a sip of scalding coffee because you were in a hurry and forgot to let it cool down, or about having to call a tow-truck in the rain because you left your lights on at the park-and-ride. Does it end there? Not in the slightest. Acting in the perceived best interest of the public is the role of the government; and acting in the perceived best interest of the audience is the role of tha mass media. Yet the perceived best interest is not always --and in fact rarely is-- the interest expressed by the public or audience itself. Thus you have a mass-media Presidential Impeachment Crusade waged over an event that the majority of the public, when polled, expresses little or no concern over. You have laws that penalize you for not wearing a helmet or a seatbelt. You have the adult version of storybook language primers in the "for dummies/morons/complete idiots" series which offer to present information which you might otherwise feel was too complex for you. You have magazines and television shows telling you what films are worth watching, what books are worth reading, what current events you should be concerned about. All of which, of course, carries with it the implicit assumptions that you cannot make these decisions yourself. What are the roots of this rather presumptuous nurturing? It is rather difficult to say. Obviously the frivolous --or merely trifling-- lawsuits have something to do with it; when a woman can sue a corporation the size of McDonald's for serving her hot coffee that she later spilled on herself while driving, and WIN...that is a sign that all is not well in society. Or perhaps the roots run a little deeper. After all, such lawsuits are based on actual events: in the previous illustration, the woman did, in fact, drink coffee while driving, something one tends to do only after assuring that the coffee can in no way possible spill. People leave their seatbelts off or their lights on, and end up facing hospitalization or --worse-- inconvenience. Is it possible that we as a society are not preparing people for the adult world? Are we not, in fact, teaching them to "act their age", but just telling them to? Does the increasing number of children, both young and adult, walking the streets have anything to do with the over-protective impulse? Perhaps it does. For, as the young do, when things go wrong these children will seek to place the blame anywhere but on themselves--for the sense of responsibility is an adult virtue. And in our present society, where blame is decided by jury rather than by fact, that blame is easily shifted to another-- usually along with substantial financial penalties. The message to those in power, or those at all liable, becomes "watch out for my mistakes, or I'll sue!" Or, more in lines with the opener of this essay, "don't let me act my age -- 'cause I won't!" And now society watches relentlessly over us lest we trip and scrape our knees. Big Brother? More like Nagging Mother.