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Of course, "Romeo and Juliet" is just a working title. I might be persuaded to change it for you, M'Lady.

I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

Excuse me, I think you have something of mine. My heart!!

Hey, baby. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head

If your right leg was Halloween and your left leg was Christmas, can I eat the Thanksgiving dinner in the middle?

My friend over there wants to know if you'll give ME your number

You must be a parking ticket cuz you got FINE written all over you.

Um...I need help with my Calculus. Can you integrate my natural log?

Hey, I'm looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?

Those Panties look very becoming on you. Then again, if they weren't on you, I'd be cumming, too.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Hi. Are you legal?

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase population; for the next generation; do you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is lookin' outta this world

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in!

I was about to go masturbate, but I needed a name to go with your face.

You clean your pants with Persil? I can practically see myself in them.

Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?

You're good at math, right? Is 69 a perfect square?

Hi. My name is Milk. I'll do your body good.

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question.

O! Prithee sitteth upon my visage, and perchance to let me divine thy weight.

Is this a dagger I see before me? Nay! I'm merely happy to cast eyes upon thy beauty!

Without thine companionship, dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in thy hand, if thou knows what I mean.

My heart, it pines, as my trousers tent.

If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

I keep all of my most important poems and drawings in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.

So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.

I just wanted to tell you I think you dance really well. When you are out there it's like you don't care what anybody thinks.

What lovely eyes you have... I used to have some just like them.

Didn't I go to your funeral?

Are you here alone or am I going to have to kill someone to win your affection?

I wanted to get your name before one of us dies.

Didn't we meet in a previous life?

Do you have anything else pierced?

I'm really sorry for staring at you. But I just got back from the Bahamas...

I'm not even drunk and I still think you're beautiful.

Is that a bat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

So, are you ever going to talk to me, or were you just going to continue to stare?

You've stolen my heart. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.

If I was going to sleep with a heroin addict it would definitely be you.

What do you think of the principles of Sacred Geometry with respect to Gothic Architecture?

Your calf muscles fall within acceptable parameters. Wanna fuck?

You're cute. Mind if I use you so I can impress my friends?

I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself

Are these your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage

Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen

I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.....

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Attraction is the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it seems like someone beat me to it!

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous

If your going to regret this in the morning, we can always sleep till the afternoon.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can cum in between the holidays?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Jennifer Lopez?

Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

A Do you have a ten pence coin? My mother told me to call home as soon as I meet the girl of my dreams.

The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my place & spread the word.

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, Slippery when wet, Dangerous Curves ahead?

Hi, my name is Demon, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long!

You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

Guy says: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl Reply's: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore!

Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

That dress would look great.... on the floor next to my bed!

That's a nice shirt - can I talk you out of it?

Do I know you from somewhere - or is it just that you have your clothes on?

Do you like jewels? Well suck my cock it's a gem!

Hey, how about pizza & a fuck? What, don't you like pizza?

At the photocopier: Reproducing hey? Can I help?

Woman: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Man: "Do you have the energy?"

Woman: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Man: "Do you have the place in mind?"

When she asks for a match: "My penis, your vagina!"

Walk over to the ladies table, take your dick out and say: "Hey Charlie, anyone here you recognise?

Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you!

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes...

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers!

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Inheriting 8 million pounds doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together.

I was sitting here holding me cigarette when I realised I'd rather be holding you!

If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now!

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Your place or mine?

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face & I guess how much you weigh!

My face is departing in 10 minutes - be on it!

I'm aboriginal. Do you have any aboriginal in you?... Would you like some?

I think you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen... on a Wednesday.

How did you achieve such a gaudy effect with only Avon cosmetics?

Do you believe in one night stands?

My!, you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across!

Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a manfriend, come and talk to me...

You've got nice breasts, but are your nipples brown or pink?

Sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up!

Sit on my lap and lets get things straight between us!

Pardon me miss, but I couldn't help noticing that you have cum in your hair.

Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

You have the ass of a great artist!

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated?"

Since we shouldn't waste this day & age, do you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?

Either way, I'm going to have you tonight, so you might as well be there!

Sit on my face and let me get to nose you better!

Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?

Are the straps too tight darling? How very, very tragic!

Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the Ice, would you like to sleep with me?

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns!

All those curves, and me with no brakes!

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart?

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Hi there. Do you swallow, spit or gargle?

Wow! Are those for real?

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.

Do you take it up the ass?

Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

Hey baby, let's go back to my place and get something straight between us!

I was looking at the stars late last night, and I noticed that the two brightest, most beautiful stars were missing. But now I've found them... In your eyes!

Were you arrested earlier? It's got to be illegal to look that good.

Do you have fever? You look pretty hot from here.

I'd love to buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass.

The spy agency has sent me here to save you. Take my hand and come with me!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching you. (kiss) Here's your dollar!

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!

	Of course, "Romeo and Juliet" is just a working title. I might be persuaded to change it for you, M'Lady.
	I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
	Excuse me, I think you have something of mine. My heart!!
	Hey, baby. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head
	If your right leg was Halloween and your left leg was Christmas, can I eat the Thanksgiving dinner in the middle?
	My friend over there wants to know if you'll give ME your number
	You must be a parking ticket cuz you got FINE written all over you.
	Um...I need help with my Calculus. Can you integrate my natural log?
	Hey, I'm looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?
	Those Panties look very becoming on you. Then again, if they weren't on you, I'd be cumming, too.
	I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
	Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
	Hi. Are you legal?
	Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase population; for the next generation; do you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
	Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is lookin' outta this world
	My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in!
	I was about to go masturbate, but I needed a name to go with your face.
	You clean your pants with Persil? I can practically see myself in them.
	Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
	You're good at math, right? Is 69 a perfect square?
	Hi. My name is Milk. I'll do your body good.
	I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
	Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question.
	O! Prithee sitteth upon my visage, and perchance to let me divine thy weight.
	Is this a dagger I see before me? Nay! I'm merely happy to cast eyes upon thy beauty!
	Without thine companionship, dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in thy hand, if thou knows what I mean.
	My heart, it pines, as my trousers tent.
	If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?
	Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
	You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
	I keep all of my most important poems and drawings in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
	So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
	I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
	I just wanted to tell you I think you dance really well. When you are out there it's like you don't care what anybody thinks.
	What lovely eyes you have... I used to have some just like them.
	Didn't I go to your funeral?
	Are you here alone or am I going to have to kill someone to win your affection?
	I wanted to get your name before one of us dies.
	Didn't we meet in a previous life?
	Do you have anything else pierced?
	I'm really sorry for staring at you. But I just got back from the Bahamas...
	I'm not even drunk and I still think you're beautiful.
	Is that a bat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
	So, are you ever going to talk to me, or were you just going to continue to stare?
	You've stolen my heart. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
	If I was going to sleep with a heroin addict it would definitely be you.
	What do you think of the principles of Sacred Geometry with respect to Gothic Architecture?
	Your calf muscles fall within acceptable parameters. Wanna fuck?
	You're cute. Mind if I use you so I can impress my friends?
	I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself
	Are these your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage
	Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen
	I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....
	I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.....
	You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing
	Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
	Attraction is the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
	Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
	Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
	I'd like to screw your brains out, but it seems like someone beat me to it!
	If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
	If your going to regret this in the morning, we can always sleep till the afternoon.
	Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
	If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can cum in between the holidays?
	Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Jennifer Lopez?
	Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize?
	You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
	Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
	A Do you have a ten pence coin? My mother told me to call home as soon as I meet the girl of my dreams.
	The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my place & spread the word.
	Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, Slippery when wet, Dangerous Curves ahead?
	Hi, my name is Demon, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long!
	You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
	The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
	Guy says: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Girl Reply's: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore!
	Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
	That dress would look great.... on the floor next to my bed!
	That's a nice shirt - can I talk you out of it?
	Do I know you from somewhere - or is it just that you have your clothes on?
	Do you like jewels? Well suck my cock it's a gem!
	Hey, how about pizza & a fuck? What, don't you like pizza?
	At the photocopier: Reproducing hey? Can I help?
	Woman: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Man: "Do you have the energy?"
	Woman: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Man: "Do you have the place in mind?"
	When she asks for a match: "My penis, your vagina!"
	Walk over to the ladies table, take your dick out and say: "Hey Charlie, anyone here you recognise?
	Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!
	If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you!
	Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes...
	Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers!
	Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
	Inheriting 8 million pounds doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart!
	If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together.
	I was sitting here holding me cigarette when I realised I'd rather be holding you!
	If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now!
	If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
	Your place or mine?
	Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face & I guess how much you weigh!
	My face is departing in 10 minutes - be on it!
	I'm aboriginal. Do you have any aboriginal in you?... Would you like some?
	I think you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen... on a Wednesday.
	How did you achieve such a gaudy effect with only Avon cosmetics?
	Do you believe in one night stands?
	My!, you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across!
	Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a manfriend, come and talk to me...
	You've got nice breasts, but are your nipples brown or pink?
	Sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up!
	Sit on my lap and lets get things straight between us!
	Pardon me miss, but I couldn't help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
	Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
	You have the ass of a great artist!
	Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated?"
	Since we shouldn't waste this day & age, do you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?
	Either way, I'm going to have you tonight, so you might as well be there!
	Sit on my face and let me get to nose you better!
	Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?
	Are the straps too tight darling? How very, very tragic!
	Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the Ice, would you like to sleep with me?
	You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
	Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
	Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns!
	All those curves, and me with no brakes!
	Is it hot in here or is it just you?
	Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart?
	How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
	Hi there. Do you swallow, spit or gargle?
	Wow! Are those for real?
	Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
	I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.
	Do you take it up the ass?
	Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
	Hey baby, let's go back to my place and get something straight between us!
	I was looking at the stars late last night, and I noticed that the two brightest, most beautiful stars were missing. But now I've found them... In your eyes!
	Were you arrested earlier? It's got to be illegal to look that good.
	Do you have fever? You look pretty hot from here.
	I'd love to buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass.
	The spy agency has sent me here to save you. Take my hand and come with me!
	What time do you have to be back in heaven?
	There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
	If I follow you home, will you keep me?
	I bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching you. (kiss) Here's your dollar!
	I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!