
        ; Replace the System Beep with birds chirping

B  BIRD1-1

        ; To announce lunch time at noon every day

T 00-00-00 12:00 00-01-00 00:00 0 /TLITS TIME FOR SOME LUNCH

        ; To play a MIDI file at 5pm every day

T 00-00-00 17:00 00-01-00 00:00 0 #D PLAYMIDI BEETHO10.MID

        ; To play a sound clip of a yawn at midnight every day

T 00-00-00 00:00 00-01-00 00:00 0 SIGH11

        ; To play a sound clip of glass breaking whenever CTRL-1 is pressed

K 02,04  HIGLAS11

        ;To suspend the Event Monitor while LABEL is running

PS LABEL.COM

        ; To run CHKDSK of drive C whenever CTRL-2 is pressed

K 03,04  #D CHKDSK C: 

        ;To play a splash sound whenever CHKDSK is run

P CHKDSK.COM  SPLSH11
 
        ;To play a squish sound whenever editing a file with EDIT

P EDIT.COM SQUISH11

        ;To play a scream whenever a file is deleted

FD * DEADM1-1

        ;To play a ratchet sound whenever changing a directory

D 3B,FF  RATCHT1

        ;To play a can opening sound whenever changing the current drive

D 0E,FF  CANSNAP1

        ;To play Ooop watch out! whenever AUTOEXEC.BAT is read or modified

FO AUTOEXEC.BAT OOPSW-O1

        ;To play a garbage can sound whenever a program terminates

D 4C,FF  GARBGEC1 

