| From: | Jonathan Hart |
| Date: | 17 Aug 2000 at 16:16:10 |
| Subject: | Re: Amiga Piracy |
Hi there Steve
On 16-Aug-00, you wrote:
> When a keyfile is found to be pirated, a signal is sent to the nanobots
> and when they see it on the users computer, they begin to connect the
> digestive juices of the stomach to the tear ducts. Then they begin to
> irritate the eyes..
Nanobots were outlawed under the Hungaro/Watford convention ratified in
1994, sorry Steve- can't be done these days.
Now what I'd do if I caught a pirate is nail his head to the floor, or
perhaps a coffee table if handy. Or perhaps screw their pelvis to a
cake-stand. The bastard would soon squeal.
If they still didn't talk I'd use sarcasm- all the methods- dramatic irony,
bathos, parody, satire- you name it.
They'd soon talk after that, the pinko scum.
All the best,
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