| From: | Rudi Chiarito |
| Date: | 9 Sep 2000 at 15:03:33 |
| Subject: | Re: AMIOPEN: Socket Help |
On Sat, Sep 02, 2000 at 06:20:43PM +0100, Martin Baute wrote:
> > have you tied and in pure Clockwork Orange style you'll spend two weeks
> > watching with eyes wide open "The mighty life and the pious deeds of
> > William Henry Gates III". ;)))
I forgot to mention that while watching that, instead of Beethoven's
symphonies (as in Clockwork Orange), Jesse will listen to a famous aria
from Johann Sebastian Bach's Cantata 208, called "SCHAFE k�nnen sicher
weiden" - i.e. "SHEEP may safely graze". ;)
> *stilllaughinghisheadoff*
There's nothing to laugh about! You should be afraid of our squad. ;P
Or, rather, squads. We have many of them, all trained on Timothy Rue!
*Nobody* expects the Amiga Squads! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse
elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical
devotion to the Mossy Fleece, and nice red and white uniforms... *grin*
We have a Matrix Squad, that once a week goes to Timothy's house and
replaces his red and blue pills (which he refers to sometimes as (sic)
"the read pills" and "the blew pills") with white or green pills. That
confuses him to the Nth degree! Not to mention what happens when his copy
of "The Matrix" gets replaced with a Beavis and Butthead episode (you
can see it from the language he uses in subsequent posts).
Then we have the IP Theft Squad, which is a joint-venture with Tao. They
got into Tim's house and stole the ultra-secret plans for the new
incarnation of his VIC. They were hidden in his refridgerator, between
the cauliflower juice and the skunk steaks. Thanks to such precious
information, Tao is now working on a brand new VP, called the VIP, which
can reduce every possible computing problem on this planet to nine basic,
intuitive commands: TO TA LL YU SE LE SS JU NK. *wink*
I'm not going into further details about the "Consumer Entrapment Abuse
Squad" or the "Computer Industry Bulls**t Squad" or the "Negitive [his
spelling] Squad". ;))))