| From: | Andrew Guard |
| Date: | 14 Aug 99 at 09:00:12 |
| Subject: | (Off Subject) Paddy solves Y2k |
This is just so funny, I hate tell you blitzer about it.
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This made me laugh - no offence to Paddy's meant ;)
Paddy solves Y2K :
Report submitted by Paddy Malone to his manager after completing his Y2K
verification task.
Dear Sir,
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We
have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We
have analysed all databases, all data files, including backups and
historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.
We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change
mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data
to reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk,
August, September, October, November, December
As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak,Fridak, Saturdak.
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y to
K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global
problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And what does
the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we
ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00?
We'll await your direction."
Very Sincerely
Paddy Malone
Y2K Project Leader
The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.
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