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From:John Marchant
Date:25 Mar 2001 at 12:40:24
Subject:Re: Clocks Forward

Hi Richard. In a message on 25-Mar-01 00:28:17, you wrote:

>What the hell is it like for a farmer with all those battery chickens to
>reset????

Reminds me of a story told by Johnny Morris, who was the BBC "Zoo
man" for many years (around 1950 I think). It's my favourite
"quickie" joke.

"I once had a job on a poultry farm. I had to take the cockerel
round to charge up the battery hens. One of them died from terminal
ecstacy."

John



John Marchant ('Gnome'). Bedford UK. gnome@putnoe.u-net.com
Amiga 4000/40, A3000/30, A500. PC

No, Nurse. I said "Remove the patient's _spectacles_."
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