Well I'm not a happy Bunnie! ....To be truthful I'm not even a Bunnie, I'm a Dalmation Dog, but that's beside the point, I'm still not happy.
So why am I not happy? It's you lot, Humans that have no consideration for us other Animals that share the world with you. I mean to say what has happened to the Justice System in the World.
OK! Most of you think us Doggies just lie on the couch enjoying ourselves. Not so, I like to keep up to date with all the latest happenings by watching the Telly.
So tell me this. If a man punches another man, He can go to jail for a long time, Why? Because he hurt the other person. OK! that's justice, but what happens when someone hurts Doggies.
What am I on about. Well I was lying back relaxing the other day watching a bit of Telly, When suddenly, a Dalmation worst Nightmare flashed up on the Screen.
Yup that Monster with the two toned hair, Guilty of Kidnapping 99 Puppies with intent of Mass Murder, Skinning and Fabrication of a Coat from their Pelts. I saw it all on the Telly, Fortunately Pongo the Brave Dalmation saved them all and the Police took Cruella away.
However here we are two years down the line and She's back on the streets. Bet that wouldn't happen if it was Human children she was Kidnapping.
Well since seeing that on the telly, I've been a bag of Nerves. Old grumble guts will insist in taking me out for my last walk at about 8 o'clock at night.
It's Buddy pitch dark them, Not a star in the Sky, and he expects me to go wandering around in the long Grass looking for a spot to do my Business!
Huh! Does he give me a torch ...No. Just point to the long Grass and says "GO"
Now I ask you, Would you enjoy taking a "dump" Knowing that there was a Mass Murderer out there waiting to Ambush YOU and Skin you.
I mean can you imaging, You are just settling yourself down in nice spot and suddenly this Maniac of a woman with Black & White Hair jumps out of the Bushes and Grabs you.
You would be a Goner there and then, And what of the old Master, He's sitting on a wall having a fly Puff. I could be Killed, Skinned, and abandoned in a shallow Grave before he even missed me.
Its just not good enough. Cruella De-Ville should have been put away for life, Thus protecting the Dalmations of this World.
I mean she doesn't even keep her intention a secret, She blatantly said on the Telly she was looking for More Dalmations, So the Justice and Re-Habitation Systems didn't work there, Did it.
What is the world coming to when a Dog can't even walk down the Street with out looking over his Shoulder all the time?
Well only one thing for it. A can of Black Spray Paint and turn myself into a Labrador.