The Not So Great Underground Empire

Hint: What the heck happened to my graphics?

Hint: How do I get inside the white house?

Hint: Who's this elf?

Hint: How do I get anything from Fran?

Hint: How can I get some money?

Subject: Winning the Make-A-Wish Sweepstakes

Hint: How do I open the display case in the house?

Hint: How do I get the Pitchfork of Damocles?

Hint: How do I get down from the ferrous wheel?

Hint: How can I get out of here?