****  HOW YOUR BODY WORKS by A. NOTHER DOCTOR				   ****
****  Transcribed 2/28/88 from Monty Python's Brand New Papperbok	   ****
****  by Jonathan Partington (JRP1@PHOENIX.CAMBRIDGE.AC.UK)		   ****
 
 
The human body is indeed a wonderul thing.  Its infinitely complex way of
functioning would take a computer, working flat out, day and night, excluding
Bank Holidays and Christmas, 3,971 years to work out.  The slightest flicker of
the eyelid, the smallest movement of the big toe, involves such extraordinarily
complex processes that the average man, working flat out, excluding Bank
Holidays and Christmas, but *including* weekends, would take 84,643 light years
to work it out.  If you can imagine an Airedale terrier jumping in and out of a
watering can once every 7 minutes for 12 years you have some idea how long that
would take.  And that's only one light year.
 
Even the most simple process that the body can perform -- like paying the
doctor -- would take a piece of asbestos over 9 billion years to work out.  If
you can imagine a man at a cocktail party congratulating the hostess on the
avocado dip 40,000 times every second for 2 1/2 hours twice a week for 28,000
years you can begin to realise what an extraordinarily wonderful thing the
human body is.
 
To put it even more simply, if you can imagine a doctor leaving his lucrative
Harley St. practice to a younger partner, and cruising round the world 4 times
a year, drinking 3 bottles of champagne with a friend's wife every afternoon,
and writing an article on How Your Body Works once every 96 days, you'll get
some idea of why I was struck off the register.  Good evening.
 
 
**** end of file BODY PYTHON 2/28/88  ****
From:	    JRP1@PHOENIX.CAMBRIDGE.AC.UK
To:	    Clarinet@YALEVM
