ABOUT GIRLS
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 by the the Pride of BRS


[ This  is  practical information  about
[the  mystery  of love for all  boys  in
[every social position and age.
[ Warning:  This should not be read by a
[female !

]1 - How do I pick up a girl

  First   of   all  you  must  get  her
attention. When you meet her on a bar ,
then give a drink to the whole bar.
Champagne is the best. After that there
will  surely be many girls who want  to
know  you  better. When you have  found
the  right one , then invite her for  a
ride in your Lamborgini.  But of course
if your Lamborgini is at  the  workshop
to be repaired.  So remember: It's  not
legal to ride two on one bike !
  But when you are invited to a private
party,  where the competition is  hard,
and the drinks are free, you can't play
the  smart  guy.    So  wear  something
special. Green rubber boots or a Batman
costume. Then you will get  in  contact
with the females.


]2 - How do I know she is interested

   Act  secretly  mystically. Then  she
thinks    that  you  are  an  important
person. Don't tell your name or address
or  phone  number. Then  when  you  are
contacted by the CIA,KGB,Mossad,MI5 and
GIGN  you will know that she is knocked
on you.

]3 - How do I get her to my place

 Invite her to dinner. Or tell her that
your mum is very  ill , and  you  can't
take care of her alone. Girls love when
you need them !

]4 - How do I get her into my bed

 Tell her that you don't feel well. Ask
her to support you to the bed.  Ask her
to lat beside you in the bed, hold your
hand, while you're dying.

]5 - What does a girl like best in the
]                                    bed

 To drink Champagne. And to get small
gifts like diamonds and minkcoats.


]6 - What is a foreplay

 It's  also  called an ouverture. Bachs
concert for 2 violins is outstanding.

]7 - Shall I touch her breasts

 No, do never that ! If you pull them
to much, you will strech the muscles in
the breasts, and they will begin to
hang. And that's not nice.

]8 - Shall I kiss her on her mouth

Only is she has just brushed her teeth.

]9 - How to find is she's the right one

  You  give her the vacuum cleaner  and
tel l her that you haven't  cleaned  up
for over 4 months. Put all your laundry
in a big heap , and put it on the sofa.
Decorate  the   coffee  table  with   a
bucket  and  a  floor  cloth.  Then sit
down and tell her where the kitchen is.
That  there  are  lotsa  wares  in  the
fridge.That you favourite recipes is in
the upper drawer. If  she  then  under-
stands what you mean , and starts right
away, she is the right one.

]10- Which type of girls is the best
]                                  lover

 Many  men think that's the  young  and
beautifull girls with a sexy radiation,
big  breats  and  kinky underwear.  But
that's wrong.  Those  kind of girls are
wanted  by  many  guys. They always get
offers  from  all sides.  It makes them
self-satisfied. No, find the little one
with big glasses.  The one  who  always
looked on the other one dancing on  the
school  parties.  Those  kind of  girls
will  do  everything  to  satisfy  your
smallest needs.

]11- She's pregnant - Am I the father

You will never know !!!

]12- Shall I use a condom the first time

Hey, be serious !  Do  you  go  to bath
with your clothes on ? & the protection
is , and  will  always  be , the  girls
problem.

]13- Where can I invite her the 1st time

 To a place that's free. The parks, the
museums and exiting buildings. Then she
will also think you are intellectual.