$BEER@
                  or
      What would life be without
             a few beers?
In   this  article  3  beers  will  be
reviewed until the reviewer is pissed.
(HE  HE)  Nuff  said so lets start the
show.

The Beers reviewed:
- Carlsberg, Kronenburg, Heineken.
Hold  your  seats  for  this  realtime
review.  Quick lets start because I am
thirsty...

Go for the first beer:


]Carlsberg

Carlsberg:  Brewed in Copenhagen.  The
can  is green in colour.  The  logo is
a  red crown as it is appointed by the
Danish   court.    Now   to  the  most
important detail.  The alcohol content
is 35.0% Vol.  Not bad, it really makes
me feel like boozing.  Now lets have a
sup  of  the  can  and  check  it  for
quality.  The beer is goodish quality,
but  not  the  best, it does not smell
strong  enough,  but  its  good if you
wanna  burp.   The  beer  doesnt taste
strong  either.   God this beer really
activates      the     burp     organ.
BBBUURRPPSS  -  not  bad, I want more.
Another can. BbBBBBUUUUURRrrRRPPPPPP!!
Really astonishing, this is great fun!

]Kronenburg

Ok  first  things first:  -the alcohol
content  is 5.3% Vol.  Like Carlsberg,
it  is  viewed  as  a  lager.  Will it
persuade  the  reviewer,  that  is the
question?   Yo  man,  this  is  a cool
beer.    Very   strong->>>   excellent
quality.   But does it smell and taste
as  good as it looks.  Just waiting to
get  drunk  by  myself.  Lets do it (a
famous Schwartznegger saying) Wow, this
beer    really   tears   me,   getting
addicted, I  am  pissed, addicted, its
cool,  I  am  a kronenburg man>>>>>>>>
Shit,  have  to leave this beer and on
to  the next one.  Incidentally, I get
pissed after only 2 cans, I really let
the drink take over.

]Heineken

Ok  the  alcohol  content, this is the
strong  version  of  thois drink, dont
know  what  I  am saying so excuse me.
5.4%  vol.   Thats great, getting real
cool.     Burps    again,   its   like
Carlsberg.   Kronenburg  really  kills
the brain.  Let me try again.  Finally
I  have succeeded.  Lemme me tazste it
again.    It   smells  good,  coolllee
stuff.      Gimme     anotrher     go.
Booooozzzzzeekeiboard     iz    funny.
slowli  I  am  becoming a beer barrel.
Who carez?  viva Irlanda man.  Another
can  man.   I  am pissed as a pancake.
He he.


Da  winner  then  it is Kronenburg.

Wonderful  taste Fuk Carlsberg, burpz.
I  am  bolluxed  but will continue the
torture, what am I saying.  Fun fun

That's  it  from me and hope U enjoyed
the  article,  its  a  bit strange but
what  the  hell.  My typing is getting
faster and faster and without mistakes
hopefully.   That's  it from me, so CU
guys!
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