Indian Curry Rhapsody

(to the music of the Queen classic)



Naan, just killed a man, Poppadom against his head Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead Naan, Dinner's Just Begun But Now I'm Gonna Crap it All Away

Nann, ohhhh ohhhhhh Didn't mean to make you cry Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow Curry On, Curry On Cause Nothing Really Madras

Too Late, My Dinner's Gone, Sends Shivers Down my Spine Rectum Aching All the Time Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo



Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh The Doopiaza is so Mild I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All Curry On, Curry On Cause Nothing Really Madras
I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango Vindaloo Does Nicely Very Very Spicy Meat Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a Nann (A Vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me

He's Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lavatory Stand you Well Back Cause the Loo is Quarantine

Here it Comes There it Goes Technicolour Yawn
I Chunder NO! It's Coming up Again (There he Goes) Coming Back Again (Up Again) Here it Goes Again (No, No, No, No, No, No NO)
On my Knees I'm on my Knees
On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes This Vindaloo It's About to Wreck my Guts Poor Me.... Poor Me.... Poor Meeee....
Guitar Solo
So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright? So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night? Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby Just had to Come out It Just had to Come Right out in Here
Reprise
Korma, sag or bhuna bhaji, balti or naan Nothing makes a difference Nothing makes a difference Nothing makes a difference To meee....
Anyway, my wind blows....shshshsh



Submitted by Chris Skelhorn