Church Bulletin Bloopers

    1.    This evening there will be a meeting in the south
          and north ends of the church. Babies will be
          baptised at both ends.

    2.    Tuesday evening there will be an ice creme social.
          All ladies giving milk, please come early.

    3.    Thursday there will be a meeting of the "Little
          Mothers" club. Those wishing to become little
          mothers, please meet with the minister in his
          study.

    4.    This Sunday being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs.
          Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the
          altar.

    5.    The service will close with "Little Drops of
          Water".  One of the ladies will start quietly, and
          the rest of the congregation will join in.

    6.    On Sunday a special offering will be taken to
          defray the expense of the new carpet. All those
          wishing to do something on the carpet, please come
          forward and get a piece of paper.

    7.    The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of
          every kind. These ladies may be seen this Friday in
          the basement of the church.

    8.    A bean supper will be held Saturday in the church
          basement. Music will follow.