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bYTERAPERS gRENDELPARTY 1988
iN OUR COPYPARTY THERE WERE SEVERAL
GUYS WITH ggF'S, gALACTIC gUNFIGHTER
-INFRAREDGUNS, AND OF COURSE WE MADE
HUGE BATTLES AROUND THE PARTYPLACE AND
WOODS. mAINLY WE DID IT AT NIGHT, WHEN
IT WAS DARK OUTSIDE AND IT WASN'T TOO
EASY TO SEE OTHER GUYS. sILENT MOVING
AROUND THE HOUSE, FROM TREE TO TREE,
HIDING IN BUSHES WAITING FOR SIGNS OF
OTHER PLAYERS - BEING READY TO ATTACK
THEM WITHOUT WARNING AND LEAVING THEM
AND THEIR SENSORS CRYING AFTER DIRECT
HIT(S).
bUT THE WARS BECAME REALLY COOL WHEN WE
WENT INTO WOODS. wE HAD RULE THAT AFTER
2 HITS YOU ARE dead. tHIS MADE US VERY
SILENT AND CAREFUL. wE SNEAKED AROUND
VERY SILENTLY, LISTENING ALL THE TIME
FOR POSSIBLE NOISES FROM ENEMY. yOU
CANNOT IMAGINE WHAT IT WAS LIKE - YOU
MUST DO IT YOURSELF.
lATER WE MADE SOME FIGHTING IN CITY'S
PARKS AND AROUND OUR HOUSE. sOME PEOPLE
LOOKED AFTER US WONDERING WHAT THIS WAS
ABOUT - BIG GUYS CHASING AND SHOOTING
EACH OTHER NEARLY IN DOWNTOWN. wHO
CARES, WE HAD FUN.
bEER CONTEST ON (b) PARTY
oNE RAINY DAY DUDES DID KNOW
WHAT TO DO. tHEY DESIDED TO
ARRANGE A BEER CONTEST. ddt
OF accession WAS CHALLENGED BY
shogun OF x-men. aND OF COURSE
i WAS THERE TOO TO MAKE A LIVE
ARTICLE ABOUT THE CONTEST.
tHERE'S 15 BOTTLES OF BEER ON
THE FLOOR AND THEY SHOULD GO
INTO ddt IN ONE HOUR. iF HE
WIN, sHOGUN OFFERS HIM 15 MORE
AND NIGHT IN RESTAURAUNT. iF
HE DOES NOT DRINK HE'S THE ONE
WHO OFFERS.
fIRST FIVE BEERS ARE ON THEIR
WAY. iT TOOK ABOUT 8 MINUTES
TO DRINK FIRST FIVE AND THEN
10 MINUTES BREAK. nOW IT IS
TIME FOR NEXT FIVE BOTTLES.
25 MINUTES AFTER HE THREW UP.
tHAT'S TOO BAD COZ' THE RULES
SAYS "no barfing" AND THAT'S
IT.
wRITTEN BY: eVIL OF fINNISH gOLD
sOURCE: sCANDINAVIAN nEWS 2
rELEASED ON: 16.08.1988
pARTYTIME
hELLO THIS IS dAREDEVIL TYPING
IN evil'S FAB MAG!!!
rIGHT NOW i'M HAVING A BREAK
FROM THE CODING..............
tHIS PARTY HAS BEEN GREAT EVEN
THOUGH zip AND i ARE THE ONLY
FOREIGNERS HERE RIGHT NOW!
tHERE WERE TO OTHER GUYS FROM
nORWAY HERE, BUT THEY LEFT TWO
DAYS AGO.....
wELL i GUESS i'D BETTER WRITE
SOMETHING WITH SENCE HERE SO
THEN i'LL START BY SENDING
SOME FUCKINGS TO THE GERMAN
LAMERS BUT i THINK THAT IT'S
ALLRIGHT IF i LEAVE THEM ALONE
BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST SO FUCK-
ING DUMMY TO PLAY WITH THEIR
COMPUTER. fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!
dECENT PEOPLE LIKE profile OF
dexion AND OTHERS HAD TO STOP
TRADING BECAUSE OF THEM! tHANK
GOD IT HASN'T COME TO THAT
POINT IN nORWAY YET! tHE COPS
ARE SO lame HERE! HE HE HE!
i'VE ALSO HEARD THAT THE DANISH
AND SWEDISH COPS ARE QUITE
ENERGIC ABOUT CATCHING CRACKERS,
SO HERE IS A GOOD TIP TO ALL
BIG CRACKERS AND HACKERS WHO
ARE IN DANGER OF BEING CAUGHT:
move to norway!
iF YOU ARE A LAMER, THEN FUCK
OFF, COZ' nORWAY HAS GOT MORE
THAN ENOUGH OF THEM ALREADY!!!!
ok! tHAT WAS THE COMMERCIAL FOR
TODAY. iF YOU ARE COP i HOPE
YOU GET YOUR STICK AND PUT IT
IN YOUR ASS ALONG WITH YOUR
BATCH.wELL ANYWAY..............
IF YOU REALLY ARE A cop i THINK
THAT BEST YOU CAN DO IS TO GET
YOUR SELF A GOOD HIDING PLACE
AND GO IN THERE AS FAST AS YOU
CAN.aNYWAY lamer OR cop IT'S
THE SAME THING....
wRITTEN BY: dAREDEVIL
sOURCE: sCANDINAVIAN nEWS 2
rELEASED ON: 16.08.1988
bYTERAPERS-PARTY REPORT
tHIS IS A REPORT FROM bYTERAPERS iNC. PARTY, WRITTEN BY
THE ARRANGER HIMSELF; gRENDEL.
tHE WHOLE SHIT STARTED IN
THE nEW yEAR 1988, IN fig'S
PARTY. i GOT A IDEA ABOUT OUR
OWN PARTY AND STARTED TO PLAN
IT. sO IT TOOK 8 MONTHS TO AR-
RANGE IT.
pARTY STARTED IN FACT ON
sATURDAY, NOT mONDAY WHEN i
GOT A CALL THAT THERE'S SOME
FOREIGNERA IN THE PARTY-PLACE.
wE GUIDED THEM TO US AND LATER
MORE PEOPLE STARTED TO ARRIVE.
aT mONDAY MORNING IT THEN
STARTED REALLY. wE GOT OURSELVES TO THE PARTY AND DID
FIND THAT hOFFI FROM dEATHSTAR
AND SOME OTHER GUYS ALREADY
WERE THERE. bLAH... wE GOT
THE TABLES AND CHAIRS WE WERE
MISSING AND IT WENT ON ...
aT mONDAY THERE ARRIVED QUITE
A LOT OR PEOPLE. aT THE BEST
MINUTE THERE WAS MAYBE 70-80
PERSONS... tHEY WERE IMPOSSIB-
LE TO COUNT BUT i AT LEAST
TRIED WHEN A REPORTER FROM A
LOCAL NEWSPAPER ASKED HOW MANY
PERSONS WERE THERE...
tHE FIRST AFTERNOON IT WASN'T
SO TOO COOL BUT IT CHANGED AT
NIGHT.. uH WHAT NOISE. tHE
jANITOR COMPLAINED 3 TIMES
ABOUT NOISE (SHE LIVES UP-
STAIRS) AND i TRIED TO GET
PEOPLE NOT SO NOISY BUT GUESS
IF THEY LISTENED...
wE ALSO WERE ALARMED ABOUT
THE COPS... i AND SOME OTHER
(b)-MEMBERS WERE CATCHED FOR
BUYING ALCOHOL FROM A SHOP AND
THEN CARRYING IT TO OUR CAR...
sOME PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE US
DRINKING BEER IN A DISCO AND
THEY THREATED TO CALL COPS TO
PARTY-PLACE... iT WAS FORBIDDEN TO HAVE ANY ALCOHOL IN
THE PARTY AND IMAGINE WHAT IT
LOOKED LIKE... eMPTY BOTTLES
AROUND ETC... iF COPS'D HAVE
ARRIVED.... wELL, AFTER THAT
WE'D HAVE BEEN MISSING A
PLACE FOR THE PARTY.
iN ONE POINT THE PARTY WAS
NOT SUCCESS... 98% OF FOREIGNERS WHO WERE COMING DID NOT
ARRIVE... jUST 4 nORWEGIANS.
2 FROM zIP cRACKING fACTORIES
(64) AND 2 FROM sPECTRE iNC.
nORWAY (aMIGA). + 1 yANKEE..
bUT IN OTHER MEANS PARTY
WAS SUCCESS. wE (OR MOST OF
US) HAD FUN AND A LOT DID
HAPPEN.... uNCLE-eVIL GOT AN
IDEA TO THROW jUGI pERFECT TO
LAKE AND IT ALSO HAPPENED.
eVIL SHOUTED HIS IDEA SO LOUD
THAT IT WAS HEARD IN HELL...
hELL-aNGELS CAME AND THREW
jUGI TO THE LAKE, WITH
COOPERATION FROM aCCESSION..
aLSO THERE WAS A COMPETITION
IN pARTY gAMES, BETWEEN:
bOTTLEBOY/rip, rOCKSTAR/
bYTERAPERS iNC. AND mONSTER.
yOU SHOULD HAVCE SEEN THEM,
WAGGLING THE STICK, SHOUTING,
AND TRYING TO REST THEIR
HANDS... bOTTLEBOY GOT GREAT
SCORE IN 2ND EVENT AND WAS
SURE TO WIN. rOCKSTAR GOT 70
POINTS MORE AND bOTTLEBOY
CLIMBED TO CEILING.......
yEP. iT WAS FUN... tHERE
WERE PEOPLE FROM: zcf, iii,
aCCESSION, pURE-bYTE, (b),
777-TEAM, sPECTRE, tEAM-x,
z-cIRCLE, ddg, x-men, sTACK
sEE YOU IN OUR NEXT PARTY
NEXT SUMMER IN sTOCKHOLM.
wRITTEN BY: gRENDEL OF bYTERAPERS iNC.
sOURCE: sCANDINAVIAN nEWS 2
rELEASED ON: 16.08.1988
aS A dOG IN A cOPYPARTY
tHE 8TH OF aUGUST
tODAY i CAME HERE WITH MY PET HUMAN.
hE FOLLOWED ME OBEDIENTLY IN THE OTHER
END OF THE LEASH, OTHER END OF WHICH i
HAD SECURELY AROUND MY NECK, SO THAT
HE WON'T RUN AWAY.
i ORDERED HIM TO PUT HIS END OF LEASH
ON THIS STOVE SINCE IT IS A WARM PLACE
WITH PLENTY OF FOOD AND OTHER PET
HUMANS AROUND, WHICH i CAN TAKE FOR A
WALK.
fOOD IS EXTREMELY GOOD. iT IS A KIND
OF DOUGH PASTY WITH MINCED MEAT IN IT.
i LOVE IT.
tHE 9TH OF aUGUST
i'VE HAD GOOD TIME. tHESE PET HUMANS
ARE REALLY WELL TRAINED, THOUGH ONE
HAS TO PLAY WITH THEM ALMOST ALL THE
TIME. aLSO, THERE'S THIS BIG PET HUMAN
THAT SPEAKS SOMEWHAT STRANGELY. tHEY
CALL HIM yANKEE. hE HAS TO BE TAKEN
OUT MORE OFTEN THAN OTHER PETS.
i HAD ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE GOOD MEAT
PASTRIES TODAY. mMM.
tHE 10TH OF aUGUST
tHE BIG PET HUMAN NEEDED MORE WALKS
TODAY. tHESE OTHER PET HUMANS REALLY
ADORE ME, THOUGH THEIR BREATH SURE
SMELLS STRANGE, ABOUT THE SAME AS THE
STRANGE LIQUID SOMEBODY HAD SPLASHED
ON THE FLOOR. i DRANK IT SINCE HE
OBVIOUSLY GAVE IT TO ME AS A PRESENT,
AND IT MADE ME KIND OF DIZZY.
tHE PET HUMANS OF MY PRIMARY PET
HUMAN CAME TODAY. i GUESS THEY SENSED
MY TELEPATHIC CALL TO COME PICK ME UP
SINCE THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER DUTIES
i HAVE. i CAN'T PARTY ALL THE TIME. i
ALSO ATE YET ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE
TERRIFIC MEAT PASTRIES BEFORE i LEFT.
tHIS STORY IS MY EXPERIENCE FROM THE
bYTERAPERS iNC. MEGASTRETCHED COPYPAR-
TY IN aUGUST, 1988. iT SURE SHOWS HOW
EASY-TO-USE THIS tEXT eDITOR IS, EH?
wRITTEN BY: rOOPE
sOURCE: sCANDINAVIAN nEWS 4
rELEASED ON: 03.10.1988
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