We need to form a Contract with America!
Fighting in a ditch comes naturally to me.
That hurt!
I am not a lizard!  I don't think....
Quit it, you big meany.
Now I'm going to shut down the government.

Oh Candy, why do you have to be different?
Hey!  Don't rub it in!
But I'm a Republican...
I'd rather be hunting a giraffe.
Ouch!
You'd better talk to me the next time we're on an airplane together.
Good thing I'm basically just a little piglet.
Quit making fun of my name!
Waaaaaaa!
Abstinence is the best policy. 
That sucked.
But I don't like heterosexuals either!
Just because my mom says she's a bitch...
I am NOT related to Quasimodo!
I'll sic Rush Limbaugh on you!
That's disgusting.
You're disgusting.
I'm disgusting.
I hate cats.
I hate welfare.
I hate women.
I hate minorities.
I hate poor people.
I hate Democrats.
I hate liberals.
I hate moderates.
I hate Populists.
I hate unions.
I hate babies.
I hate Bill.
I hate Hillary even more.
I hate myself.
I hate the American people. 
I hate Mondays.
I hate rabbits.
Nixon was too liberal.
I'm not like you.
I'm the root of all evil.