How to Really Piss Off a Wallgreens, Or A Dominick's

Have you ever been in a drug stoe, such as Walgreens, and found
that you were out of money and really hugry? Or maybe you were just in
the mood for some fun. I've always been  muschief fanatic myself, and
thought I'd share with you some experienes I've had at Wallgreens and
Dominick's.

How many of you hav been arrested for shoplifting?
Well, I've never had this unfortunate exerience happen, but I have
friends who have, and Wallgreen's is notrious for keeping an eagle-eye
out for thieves. Well, we decided that i they were gonna be serious so
were we.

One day we decided to ause a little ruckus. A nice
Saturday night, a buddy of mine and I wet to Wallgreens and started
looking around. I, keeping a low profile hadn't a reputation and wasnt
known by the manager. My friend, however had a record a mile long (it's
even longr now) and was instantly put uner surveillance as soon as we
entered. We strutted over to the candy sction, and marveled at all the
nice things to eat. Shawn, (my buddy- lat name anony) who was always
prepared, wore his jacket that we had prpared for this special occasion.
It had a huge hole in the bottom of the ocket, and was used to sike the
manager out of his skull!

Shawn ade sure he was being watched
before he proceeded. He went to the gum ack, took a pack of gum, and
cooly slipped it into his pocket- a litte too cooly- but with all
intentions- for our friend the manager rised an eyebrow. When we
proceeded out the store, the manager ranout the electronic opening door
(I'll get to that later) and grabbed Shan by the arm.

"Ha you
little shit! I got you now!" The dick prclaimed, feeling like he was on
Miami Vice or something.

"What ae you talking about?" Shawn
nonchelantly asked.

The dick proeeded to search Shawn's pockets
for the gum. When he turned up with nothng, he searched us both. We, of
course, were laughing our heads off. Whe Shawn slipped the gum into his
pocket, it fell through his pocket and ito another tray of candy. Shawn
had his back turned from the manager (ading to the suspicion) so he
couldnt have seen it fall. The Manager treatened us with all kinds of
nasty things, but we just flipped him of and walked away, and went home
and rolled with laughter for the rest ofthe night.

PART II- The electronic door:

I aid I would get back to this, so here it is.

When the manager ranout the door, we could have made
things even harder for the old guy. If yuve ever looked at the box over
an electric door, it sometimes has a swich. Flip this, and sit back, and
watch the fun!

I've seen these sitches at the
Dominick's/Walgreens connected stores. Wat the switch does is turn off
the automatic opener. The hilarious partis: What happens when some fat
lady with six kids and a cart full of grceries (at least two kids are in
the cart) comes bustling out the door? Aswer- She smacks right into the
door, expecting it to open for her, and he cart burys itself into her
rolls of stomach, and the kids fall overand crush the fat lady's 3.99 box
of grade A eggs. This can be enjoyed anyime, but usually works best at
night when people are in a rush to get hme so they can watch their
programs on T.V.

I hope you trythese easy but pleasing
techniques of relly pissing someone off-Its always been a favorie thing
of mine to do- I hope it will soon be on of yours. Thank you for your
attention. -Dr. Nitemare

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