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  1. must be sleeping.
  2. may be out baying at the moon.
  3. is skinny-dipping with Madonna.
  4. is still out seeking the ultimate truth.
  5. is at this moment approaching either Nirvana or a local freeway exit.
  6. is probably astral-projecting. "Bodies? We doan need no steenking bodies!"
  7. must be braindead.
  8. must be sleeping.
  9.