This program was written to solve the paradox of the staircase and the stuck sofa . If that means nothing to you, then you should read "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" by Douglas Adams. The computations used are based on a fundamental technique of holisticdeterminism. Hopefully, if thousands of people run this program in parallel (and send in money), we can put reality back in order without resorting to dematerializing doors.
If you get a kick out of Holistic Sofa, help feed the slightly deranged graduate student author by sending $5 or whatever to:
