Heck! My boss fired me! I don't know why - I've always done the job well. Anyway, now I need another job.
I could start tomorrow as head waiter. OK, see you then!
I've had it up to here with kids! I've been teaching at the Tomas Dummkopf School for over 15 years, and now I've had just about enough!
I thought, why not come and work here at the restaurant? If I can organise a class full of kids, running a restaurant should be no problem at all!
You open restaurant? Your rivals no sleeping. Me hear a lot.
You got plenty money, me know plenty - understand?
I can't live off social security, so I thought I may as well try working. Maybe I could be a cook; I mean, I can use a can opener as well as the next guy.
Could you use another waiter? I used to work for Sammy... THE Sammy... you don't know him? You've never been in Sammy's Palace?
I'm a bit too old to work there now, but I've still got all the moves! I used to be great; would you like to see me dance?
Hey, I need a job with plenty of money, my wife wants a motorbike for her birthday.
What she wants she gets, no matter how expensive. What can I do? Well, maybe I could wait on tables...
Life will be so sweet, when you come here to eat; our pizzas fresh and hot will never be forgot; give yourself a treat - our pizzas can't be beat!
How do you do! I have just gained a first class degree in Business Studies.
I would be glad to place my energy and ideas at your service.
Pizza? It never tastes any good anyway. The dough is either too dry, so it turns out more like biscuits, or it's like a wet flannel.
If you really intend to sell junk like this, you need a good man to help you.
I've just become a father! My wife and I are so proud - would you like to see a photo of our beautiful son?
He looks just like me you know - oh, I nearly forgot; do you need a waiter? I want to give my son a good start in life, so I need a regular income.
I recently gave up my singing career. Of course, I still get sacks full of fan mail, but I thought it was time to call it a day.
I don't want to retire completely; I'm sure I could be very useful as a singing waiter. Here. I've brought you a signed photograph. Don't thank me.
Me Moskva, cooksi pizza - comprendski?
I make great pizza! I trained in my father's pizzeria, and now he wants me to have a look into somebody else's ovens - heh, heh!
Oh yeah, one more thing; my speciality is Pizza Retcho, with heaps and heaps of garlic.
(Burp) ...You got a job here? I can't cook, but how about hiring me as a waiter?
Have you heard of my famous Anorak Pizza? The place will be bursting at the seams. I'm not giving away any secrets, but it's a sure-fire winner!
I'm the best pizza chef there is. I've got 1000 recipes in my head.
Right now I'm working at Pisa Pizza, but the pay is pretty lousy; if you can offer me more, I'll start tomorrow.
Hi. I was just saying to my girl-friend, I think I'll pop in here and introduce myself.
I bet her I'd be hired right away; after all, nimble fingers and quick legs are always in demand, aren't they?
Hello, where are the plates, and where are the customers? Come on, I haven't got all day, my feet are killing me.
Pizza is 30% binding agent with a small amount of ethylene acid. Taking into account the maximum fermentation time, a 5% increase in ammonia should be sufficient to reduce the baking time by 3.5 minutes.
Mama says I should get to know real life and go out to work. I can't cook, Mama always does that, but I know which one's the knife and which one's the fork.
