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  1.           A FLOWCHART FOR WHEN YOU BUGGER UP YOUR COMPUTER
  2.           ================================================
  3.  
  4.  
  5. Hardware failure routine:
  6.                                                     
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  8.                                                   (  START  )
  9.                                                     -------
  10.                                                        |
  11.                                                       / \
  12.                                                     /     \
  13.                                                   /         \
  14.                               NO                /   DID YOU   \
  15.           <------------------------------------ \  BREAK IT?  /
  16.          |                                        \         /
  17.          |                                          \     /
  18.          |                                            \ /
  19.          |                                             |
  20.          |                                             |YES
  21.          |                                             |
  22.          |                                            / \
  23.          |                                          /     \
  24.          |                                        /   DID   \
  25.          |                     NO               / ANYONE SEE  \
  26.          |<------------------------------------ \  YOU NEAR   /
  27.          |                                        \   IT?   /
  28.   ---------------                                   \     /
  29.  |    GET OUT    |                                    \ /
  30.  |    OF THERE!  |                                     |
  31.   ---------------                                      |YES
  32.          |                                             |
  33.          |                                            / \
  34.          |                                          /     \
  35.          |                                        /         \
  36.          |                             YES      /   CAN YOU   \
  37.          |                     <--------------- \   FIX IT?   /
  38.          |                    |                   \         /
  39.          |                    |                     \     /
  40.          |                    |                       \ /
  41.          |                    |                        |
  42.          |                    |                        |NO
  43.          |                    |                        |
  44.          |                    |                       / \
  45.          |                    |                     /     \
  46.          |                    |                   /   CAN   \
  47.          |                    |        YES      /  YOU BLAME  \
  48.          |                    |<--------------- \   SOMEONE   /
  49.          |                    |                   \  ELSE?  /
  50.          |             ---------------              \     /
  51.          |            |      DO       |               \ /
  52.          |            |      IT!      |                |
  53.          |             ---------------                 |NO
  54.          |                    |                        |
  55.          |                    |                 ---------------
  56.          |<--------------------                |   YOU'RE IN   |
  57.          |                                     |   DEEP SH*T!  |
  58.   ---------------                               ---------------
  59.  | RELAX, YOU'RE |                                     |
  60.  | IN THE CLEAR! |                                     |
  61.   ---------------                                      |
  62.          |                                             |
  63.          --------------------------------------------->|
  64.                                                        |
  65.                                                      -----
  66.                                                    (  END  )
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  69.  
  70. Not my design - though I often follow it.
  71.  
  72. Jess
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