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  1.                     Instant Bulls*!T Generator
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  3.                          By  Eddie Bryan
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  7. When talking to non-ST-freaks, it is most important to include 
  8. plenty of bullshit in your conversation, this is particularly 
  9. important if you are a LAMER , the use of bullshit helps make you 
  10. sound like you know loads about computers/programming, the 
  11. generator can be used in any situation where you want to sound 
  12. intelligent.....so here goes....basically take one word from each 
  13. column and there you have your ready made bullshit!
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  15.      0.INTEGRATED             0.MANAGEMENT        0.OPTIONS
  16.      1.TOTAL                  1.ORGANISATIONAL    1.FLEXIBILITY
  17.      2.SYSTEMISED             2.MONITORED         2.CAPABILITY
  18.      3.PARALLEL               3.RECIPROCAL        3.MOBILITY
  19.      4.FUNCTIONAL             4.DIGITAL           4.PROGRAMMING
  20.      5.RESPONSIVE             5.LOGIC             5.CONCEPT
  21.      6.OPTICAL                6.TRANSITIONAL      6.TIME-PHASE
  22.      7.SYNCHRONIZED           7.INCREMENTAL       7.PROJECTION
  23.      8.COMPATIBLE             8.THIRD-GENERATION  8.HARDWARE
  24.      9.BALANCED               9.POLICY            9.CONTINGENCY
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  27. And there you have it  - total bullshit,quickly,easily, and 
  28. cleanly, so go forth and bullshit!!!, I'm off to optimise my new 
  29. third-generation-real-time-3d-vector-ball-bytebender-screen....
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  31.                          Yours bullshittin'ly    Eddie
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