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  2.                          BUZZWORDS   FOR   MANAGERS
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  5.       COLUMN I                COLUMN II              COLUMN III
  6.  ---------------------   ---------------------   --------------------
  7.  0. integrated           0. management           0. options
  8.  1. heuristic            1. organizational       1. flexibility
  9.  2. systematized         2. monitored            2. capability
  10.  3. parallel             3. reciprocal           3. mobility
  11.  4. functional           4. digital              4. programming
  12.  5. responsive           5. logistical           5. scenarios
  13.  6. optional             6. transitional         6. time-phase
  14.  7. synchronized         7. incremental          7. projection
  15.  8. compatible           8. third-generation     8. hardware
  16.  9. futuristic           9. policy               9. contingency
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  18.  The procedure is simple.  Think of any three-digit number; then
  19.  select the corresponding buzzword from each column.  For instance,
  20.  number 257 produces "systematized logistical projection", a phrase
  21.  that can be dropped into virtually any report with that ring of
  22.  decisive knowledgeable authority.  No one will have the remotest
  23.  idea of what you're talking about, but the important thing is
  24.  that THEY ARE NOT ABOUT TO ADMIT IT.
  25.                                                  -author unknown
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