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- @TEXT@
- Mr. See owned a saw, and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See's saw
- sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See that made
- Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's
- saw would not have sawed Soars' seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
- But it was a shame to see Soar so sore because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
- @TEXT@
- ASCII, which means American Standard Code for Information Interchange, is a
- 7-bit coding format for character data.
- An OXFORD Dictionary definition --
- TYPIST [ti-pist] n. a person who types -especially one employed to do so.
- @TEXT@
- Cuddly cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves.
- Six selfish shellfish saved scallops.
- The skunk sat on a stump and thunk that the stump stunk.
- But the stump thunk the skunk stunk so the skunk skittered.
- @TEXT@
- Pete's pa, Pete, poked to the pea patch to pick a
- peck of pea for the poor pink
- pig in the pine hole pig pen.
- @TEXT@
- In point of fact, and in the absence of references - which
- the orator delivers with thrasonical bombast and psittaceous
- vacuity - he might have said simply, "I assure you, history
- will go on one way or another." Advanced thinking inescapably
- leads some to promulgate esoteric cogitations with platitudinous
- ponderosity. A few learn to avoid such flatulent garrulity. Still,
- the authors work was interesting and immeasurably entertaining.
- @TEXT@
- Your specification is dated April 12th [4/12]. But Section 47-{3}, para. 5
- will be replaced; Section 56-{1} is OK.
- @TEXT@
- For fine fresh fish phone Phil. But at Phil's Fish Facility,
- I never smelled a smelt that smelled as
- bad as that smelt smelled.
- @TEXT@
- Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie
- manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
- @TEXT@
- BASIC's RND instruction (for RaNDom),
- produces a decimal fraction somewhere between 0 and 1; for example - .173514.
- @TEXT@
- If I had some ham, I could have some ham and eggs, if I had some eggs.
- Barbara burned the brown bread badly.
- Buy only a little brown cape, for he
- who buys only a little brown cape pays only for a little brown cape.
- @TEXT@
- A Communications 'protocol' is a procedure that sending and
- receiving computers follow to accurately transmit data over the
- communications link. The PC's protocol is Asynchronous Communication.
- @TEXT@
- Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad
- bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons - balancing them badly.
- Seventy shuddering sailors standing silent as short, sharp, shattering
- shocks shake their splendid ship.
- @TEXT@
- BASIC is one of the standard programming languages for the PC.
- Other programming languages available include FORTRAN, COBOL, and the
- acclaimed 'C'-Language, which this program, PC-FASTYPE, is written in.
- @TEXT@
- Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott
- than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott.
- Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.
- If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot
- shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot
- shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! is it not?
- @TEXT@
- You must have an account on the system (or equivalent) into
- which you wish to log in. The preferred interface is xcomm.
- The cu interface is included for those user's attached to
- the "call UNIX" command of SYSTEM V. This manual page
- describes only xcomm's interface to T-I-P.
- @TEXT@
- In baseball, a SHOE-STRING catch is made when a fielder bends
- very low to snare a ball on the fly before it touches the ground.
- Usually shoe-string catches are made on line drives hit to the outfield.
- @TEXT@
- SCCS is a computer language source code management
- system which maintains records
- of changes made in files within that system. Records stating
- what the changes were, why and when they were made, and
- who made them are kept for each version. Previous versions
- can be recovered, and different versions can be maintained
- simultaneously. SCCS also insures that two people are not
- editing the same file at the same time.
- @TEXT@
- The traditional SCCS commands are also included for reference
- in the "SEE ALSO" section. If the sccs(1) preprocessor is used,
- small discrepancies may exist due to conflicts between the
- command parameters and the sccs(1) preprocessor parameters.
- @TEXT@
- The VI text editor is the standard UNIX text editor. If the file
- argument is given, VI simulates an 'ED' command on
- the named file; that is to say, the file is read into VI's
- buffer so that it can be edited. The optional dash (-) suppresses
- the printing of character counts by the E, R, and W commands, of
- diagnostics from E and Q commands, and of the ! prompt after
- a "!SHELL" command.
- @TEXT@
- The '-p' option of the "ED" line editor command allows the user to specify
- a prompt string. The ED line editor operates on a copy of
- the file it is editing; changes made to the copy have no
- effect on the file until a W (write) command is given. The
- copy of the text being edited resides in a temporary file
- called the buffer. There is only one buffer.
- @TEXT@
- The LOGIN command is used when a user initially signs on to
- a remote computer system, or it may be used at any time to
- change from one user to another. The latter case is the one
- summarized above and described here. To sign on initially,
- see the Guide to System Environment Setup.
- @TEXT@
- The mkdir command creates specified directories in mode 777.
- The directories are then modified by umask(2), according to
- how you have set up umask. Standard entries, '.', for the
- directory itself, and '..' for its parent, are made automatically.
- @TEXT@
- Since 1961, the longest word in the unabridged Merriam-Webster Third New
- International Dictionary has been:
- pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcano-
- coniosis
- It consists of 45 letters and is a made-up word
- describing a lung disease caused by breathing volcanic or other fine dust.
- The coiner was one F. Scully, in a 1936 book titled "Bedside Manna."
- @TEXT@
- The major league's single-game attendance record was set on April
- 18,1958 at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles when a total of 78,672 fans
- came to watch their team play the San Francisco Giants in the game
- which set the single-game major league attendance record.
- @TEXT@
- Rod Carew's amazing .388 batting average in 1977 made him the
- American League's leading hitter. He played for the Minnesota
- Twins at the time.
- @TEXT@
- The award given annually to the best pitcher in the major leagues
- is the Cy Young Award, named after Denton T. "Cyclone" Young,
- one of baseball's all time great pitchers who chalked up more
- winning seasons than any other pitcher in the history of baseball.
- From 1956, when the Award was established, until 1966, the Cy
- Young Award was given to the best pitcher in all of baseball. But
- from 1967 on, two Cy Young Awards have been given: one to the best
- pitcher in the National League and one to the top pitcher in the
- American League.
- @TEXT@
- The first game of TEAM baseball, as we know it, was played at
- Elysian Field in Hoboken, New Jersey, on June 19, 1846. The game
- was between the Knickerbockers and the New York Nine. The
- Knickerbockers lost the game by the score of 23 to 1, in four innings.
- @TEXT@
- Most people believe that Abner Doubleday invented the game of baseball
- in 1839, but stick-and-ball games date as far back in history
- as the ancient Egyptians. Researchers have also shown that
- similar games were played in England and America before that date.
- The English game of "rounders" was played in Great Britain in the
- 1600's and in the New England colonies in the 1700's. To play rounders,
- a ball was hit with a bat, and the runner ran around posts in the
- ground, which were used as bases. Fielded balls were then thrown at
- the runners to get them out. So although Doubleday is credited with
- inventing baseball, there is no actual proof that he did.
- @TEXT@
- Just how long is a second of time? If you know about fractions, you
- can figure out how long a second is. A second is 1/60 of a minute,
- which is 1/60 of an hour, which is 1/24 of a day. So a second is
- 1/86,400 of a day.
- @TEXT@
- Acceleration - The rate of change of velocity with time,
- just as velocity is the rate of change of distance with time.
- Gravity - The force of gravity pulls all objects toward the
- Earth and also, very slightly, toward each other.
- @TEXT@
- Parallel forces - When two parallel forces act in opposite
- directions on an object, they produce a "twisting" force.
- Turbine - Name given to a special kind of engine in which
- rapidly moving fluid is deflected by blades mounted on a shaft.
- The blades are at an angle so that they act as inclined planes
- to the oncoming fluid. Deflection of the fluid in one direction
- by the blades produces reaction forces in the opposite direction on
- the blades, which then turn the shaft.
- @TEXT@
- Lightning is static electricity caused by a buildup of electrons
- on clouds. Clouds become negatively charged owing to the friction
- between water droplets and ice crystals tossed around in a
- thundercloud. The Earth becomes positively charged. Eventually a
- stream of electrons moves from the cloud towards the Earth in
- the form of lightning.
- @TEXT@
- a PRISM is a regular block of glass - especially a triangular
- prism, which is able to split white light up into its colors.
- A prism with two sides at right-angles acts as a mirror. Such
- prisms are used in binoculars and periscopes.
- @TEXT@
- The world's prevailing winds and the rainfall they bring with
- them result in many areas of the world sharing similar climatic
- features. For example, there is a belt of thick tropical forest
- around the equator, and in roughly similar positions in the
- Northern and Southern hemispheres, deserts are found. Local
- features such as the presence of a range of mountains, or the
- closeness to the sea, modify the overall climatic pattern.
- @TEXT@
- Earth's tilt causes the seasons. When the North Pole slants
- toward the Sun, the Northern Hemisphere has summer. Although
- Earth is then farthest from the Sun, the sunlight is less
- slanted and lasts longer. Winter comes to the hemisphere
- when the North Pole tilts away from the Sun.
- @TEXT@
- Winners in the ancient Greek Olympics received "chaplets" -
- head garlands of olive leaves, and laurel and palm wreaths.
- @TEXT@
- Willie Shoemaker, horseracing's 98-pound, 4' 11" top jockey,
- holds the record for the most lifetime wins. From April, 1949,
- to the end of 1977, Shoemaker has ridden 7,331 winners.
- @TEXT@
- The great horseracing jockey Eddie Acaro rode 4,779 horses
- to victory, including five Kentucky Derby winners and two
- Triple Crown champions.
- @TEXT@
- The world's largest swimming pool is the salt water Orthlieb
- Pool in Casablanca, Morocco. It is 1,547 feet long and 246
- feet wide, and covers an area of 8.9 acres.
- @TEXT@
- You may have heard about Diogenes, a wise man of ancient Greece.
- On one occasion he walked down the streets of his home town
- at mid-day carrying a lighted lantern. When he was asked to account
- for such a strange conduct, he said that he was out just
- looking for an honest man.
- @TEXT@
- Money's the best gift! It's easy to exchange. The love of money
- is a love which never grows old. Money is what you use if you
- have no credit cards. The trouble with money is that it favors
- the rich. Money talks, but it does so only with the very few.
- @TEXT@
- Be a better typist--follow these simple suggestions: First, the correct
- technique at your PC: sit erect as tall as you can, feet flat on the
- floor, eyes fixed on this screen (or on your copy - don't look
- at the keyboard). Tap all keys lightly, but with a firm up and down
- travel. Press the enter key - or carriage return key quickly, keep
- your eyes on the screen.
- @TEXT@
- When a student gets that first job upon graduation, he or she
- finds that the boss is much more exact in a host of matters than were
- those patient and kind teachers all liked so much at the school.
- @TEXT@
- No type of job you have is worth while if you do the work lazily until
- quitting time. If you are eager to make good in business or
- any other field, get into the type of work in which you can put in
- full time and exert your best efforts for success.
- @TEXT@
- Obit. Presley, Elvis (1935-1977). U.S. pop singer, pre-eminent
- in rock n'roll from 1953 to 1963, and still "The King" when he
- died. His music fused blues with country and folk, he had an
- assured vocal technique, and his records sold over 28 million.
- The first white artist to reproduce the wildness of black music,
- he was condemned by the Establishment for his outrageous delivery
- and pelvic gyrations.
- @TEXT@
- A redundancy is the needless repetition of ideas and is one of the
- principal obstacles to writing clear, precise prose. Here are some
- obvious redundancies:
- old antique; blend together; a fellow colleague; the courthouse building;
- endorse a check on the back; explode violently; basic fundamental;
- free gift; past history; knots per hour; large in size; merge together;
- continue to persist; original prototype; completely unanimous.
- These are held in a file in The Department of Redundancy Department.
- @TEXT@
- All typing beginners make errors. And you're no exception. So please
- don't get the feeling that you are clumsy with your hands any time
- you strike one key for another. Just shrug off those errors you make
- and keep going. Typing is a skill that takes time and much practice
- to learn to type by touch.