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  1. *** Área: Puntos                                  Fecha: 17 abr 95 13:35:41
  2. *** De  : Antonio Noguera (2:343/119.77)
  3. *** Para: Todos
  4. *** Tema: Glosario vacuno
  5.  
  6. Os paso una recopilacion de unos mensajes de Fido_Bromas sobre la
  7. interesantisima vida de las vacas. Espero que os gusten
  8. :)))))))))))))))))))))))
  9.  
  10.  
  11. ------------------------------- CUT HERE
  12. --------------------------------------
  13.  
  14.            (__)             (__)             (__)
  15.            (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  16.     /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
  17.   / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
  18.  *  ||----||      *  ||W---||       * ||w---||
  19.     ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
  20.       Cow           Cow laden        Same cow
  21.                     with milk     after milking
  22.  
  23.            (___)             (___)    *        (___)
  24.            (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)
  25.     /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /
  26.   / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O
  27.  *  ||,---||       *  ||#\--||          ||,---||
  28.     ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
  29.      Bull       Same bull after    Gay bull after
  30.                 seeing above cow   seeing other bull
  31.  
  32.  
  33.  
  34.           (__)              (__)             (__)           (__)
  35.           (oo)              (oo)             (oo)           (oo)
  36.    /-------\/-*      /-------\/       /-------\/      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  37.   / |     || \      )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
  38.  *  ||----||  *    \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  39.  \/|(/)(/\/(,,/    \)|(/\/|)(/\
  40. Cow munching     Grass munching     Cow in water       Cow in trouble
  41.     on grass         on cow
  42.  
  43.  
  44.  
  45.            (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
  46.            (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
  47.    /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
  48.   * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
  49.      ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
  50.  ooo ^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^
  51. Cow taking          Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
  52.  a shit            shit                  kicked out of her
  53.  
  54.  
  55.           (__)
  56.           (oo)                       U
  57.    /-------\/                    /---V
  58.   / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
  59.  *  ||----||
  60.     ^^    ^^
  61.  
  62.  Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.
  63.  
  64.  
  65.                O__O                             \_|_/
  66.                (oo)                             (oo)
  67.         /-------\/                       /-------\/
  68.        / |     ||                       / |     ||
  69.       *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
  70.          ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
  71.     Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
  72.  
  73.  
  74.  
  75.  
  76.                         (__)                        (__)
  77.                 ^^      (oo)                        (--)
  78.             ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
  79.          ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
  80.        ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
  81.     ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
  82. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
  83. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
  84. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
  85.      Cow Surfing at Tarifa           Cow sunning at Marbella
  86.                                              (What a bod, huh guys?)
  87.  
  88.  
  89.  
  90.  
  91.                )\               (__)
  92.               /  \              (oo)
  93.         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  94.            Cow swimming at Amityville
  95. (Donde se rodó "Tiburón", para los no entendidos)
  96.  
  97.  
  98.  
  99.  
  100.         *
  101.          \
  102.           \
  103.           |\
  104.         \ | \ (__)
  105.         \\|| \(oo)
  106.          \||\ \\/
  107.           ^^ \||
  108.            \\ ||
  109.             \\||
  110.              \||
  111.               ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
  112.                \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
  113.                 \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
  114.  Cow skiing at Granada                         / / /    /   |   \  / /
  115.                                                 / / /    (__)|      / /
  116.                                                 / / /    (oo)|      / /
  117.    ( ### )                                        /-------\/ |
  118.     ( ## )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
  119.        ##  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
  120.         ## (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
  121.      /--UU--\/        (____________)
  122.     / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather
  123.    *  ||---||
  124.    Madrid Cow
  125.  
  126.            (___)
  127.            (o o)
  128.      /------\ /   (__)
  129.     /    ____O    (oo)
  130.    |   / /----\----\/
  131.    /\oo===|  /    ||
  132.   | ||   *||^-----||
  133.  *  ^^   ^^      ^^
  134.     Cowt in the Act
  135.  
  136.              (__)                        (____)            (____)
  137.              [##]                        (oo  )              (o  o)
  138.       /-------\/              /-----------\  /        /-----\    /----
  139.      / |     ||              / ||       |  \/        / |   |  \/   |
  140.     *  ||----||             /  ||       ||||         \ |  |      | | |
  141.        ^^    ^^            *   ||||-----||||          *| | |-----| | |
  142.  This cow belonged             /\/\     /\/\           /\ /\     /\ /\
  143.  to Flash Gordon           This cow belonged         This was Salvatore
  144.                            to Pablo Picasso         Dali's favorite cow
  145.  
  146.           (__)                    __
  147.           (oo)                    ||                           x
  148.    /-------vv                   (_||_)                     xxxx|xxxx
  149.   / |     ||                     (oo)                   xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
  150.  *  ||----||              /-------\/                           |
  151.     ~~    ~~             / |     ||                           //
  152.    Dracula's            *  ||----||                     (__) //
  153.    cow                     ^^    ^^                     (oo)//
  154.                         Abraham Lincoln's         /-------\//
  155.                              cow                 / |     |//
  156.                                                 *  ||----|
  157.                                                    ^^    ^^
  158.                                                Julie Andrews Cow
  159.  
  160.  
  161.                             o        o             (__)    ^
  162.                              \      /              (oo)   /
  163.                               \    /           _____\/___/
  164.              (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
  165.              (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
  166.     /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
  167.    / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
  168.   *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
  169.      ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
  170.                         ^^     ^^           ^    ^
  171.  
  172.     Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
  173.         Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
  174.    (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
  175.      cow-culus)          Ray Tube)
  176.  
  177.        (___)
  178.        (o o)
  179.         \ /
  180.       \--O--/
  181.      // -----\
  182.      \\/_^{} /==V===[]
  183.        \_____\\//
  184.         \__/
  185.         //\\         The Boss
  186.         //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
  187.         //   //
  188.         ^^    ^^
  189.  
  190.  
  191.  
  192.               \ (__)                       (__)
  193.               \\(oo)                       (\/)
  194.          /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
  195.         / |    (##)                / |     ||
  196.        *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
  197.           ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
  198.     This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Pekin
  199.  
  200.  
  201.          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
  202.          (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  203.   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  204.  / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |=====||
  205. *  ||----||               * ||----||               * ||----||
  206.    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
  207.  
  208. Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love
  209.  
  210.  
  211.   .            /\         .       .
  212.         .     /  \      .          .        :
  213.              /    \   .        .    *       :
  214.             /      \              *         :       *        (__)
  215.             | (__) |   .    .   **          :        \       (oo)
  216.      .     /| (oo) |\           **          :         \-------\/
  217.           / | /\/\ | \   .     . *          :        8-|     ||
  218.       .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *        :          ||----||
  219.      . /    | |  | |    \  .                :          ^^    ^^
  220.       / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .            :         Flying Cow
  221.      |______|  ^^  |______|       .
  222.     .       (__||__)     .   .
  223.        .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .
  224.             !!!  !!!
  225.  
  226.   This cow goes to the moon.
  227.  
  228.  
  229.             o
  230.             | [---]
  231.             |   |
  232.             |   |                              |------========|
  233.        /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
  234.       /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
  235.       |            |                     ___|  |==============|
  236.       |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
  237.       \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
  238.        \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
  239.     -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
  240.     |               |        *  ||------||-----^
  241.     -----------------           ||      |      |
  242.       /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
  243.      /     ----    \
  244.       ^^         ^^           Same cow jumps over the Moon
  245.  
  246.  
  247.                 (__)
  248.                ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
  249.                __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
  250.               /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
  251.              /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
  252.             /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
  253.                 \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
  254.                  /======   \/            =======/==============//
  255.               *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
  256.                  /      \ ^               //                   \\
  257.  
  258.                      Psycowlogist and patient
  259.  
  260.          ____
  261.         (____)
  262.                                .xxxx.
  263.          (__)                  '(oo)`
  264.          (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
  265.   /-------\/            / |    |============>
  266.  / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
  267. *  ||----||               ~~    ~
  268.    ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
  269.    holy cow            armed and dangerous
  270.  
  271.  
  272.               (__)                (___)             (___)
  273.      /--------(00)                (o o)             (o o)
  274.     / |      |(  )         /-------\ /       /-------\ /
  275.    *  ||---- ||()         / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
  276.       ||     ||          *  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
  277.       ^^     ^^             ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
  278.  Cow Chewing Marbles         A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull
  279.  
  280.  
  281.                      (__)
  282.                      (oo)
  283.         /---+      +--\/
  284.        / |  |      | ||
  285.       *  ||-+      +-||
  286.          ^^          ^^                             *
  287.  
  288.    David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow
  289.  
  290.  
  291.                  (__)                       _--------_
  292.                  (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
  293.           /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
  294.          / | 007 ||                         __________
  295.         *  ||----||                        |_        _|
  296.            ^^    ^^                          --------
  297.     Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
  298.  
  299.            (__)                    (__)                   (__)
  300.            (oo)                    (00)                   (-o)
  301.           /'^^^-m            /------\/              /------\/
  302.          / '' ` )           /|     ||              /|     ||
  303.         |      /|          * ||----||             * ||----||
  304.         |  |  | |
  305.         |_____|_|          Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)
  306.          //|| ||
  307.         *  ww ww
  308.  
  309.      Cow'nt Dracula
  310.  
  311.  
  312. *        (__)            (__)              (__)              (__)
  313.  \       (oo)            (oo)              (oo)              (oo)
  314.   \-------\/      /-------\/        /-------\/        /-------\/
  315.  /|      | \     / /      \        / \      /        / \      \
  316. //||----|| \\   * //------\\      *   \\--//        *   \\----\\
  317. ^ ^^    ^^  ^     ^        ^           ^  ^              ^     ^
  318. Cow walking       Cow jogging        Same cow       Cow breaking
  319.  
  320.  
  321.           (__)
  322.           (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
  323.            \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
  324.        ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
  325.        ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
  326.     *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
  327.         //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
  328.        //__                      Cow           Cow pooing (peyendose)
  329.        Cow marching            standing
  330.  
  331.  
  332.    Side      Front   Side   back                (___)  Where's all the bulls!
  333.    (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/
  334.    ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ^  _/\ /\_  ^
  335.    /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//
  336.  
  337. -------------------------------- CUT HERE
  338. -------------------------------------
  339.  
  340. Original, no? Lo siento por los que vayais a 2400, pero es que valia la pena.
  341.  
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