Who announced Col. Blake's death to the Staff? Fr. Mulcahy Klinger Hawkeye Radar DN1 What outfit did Col. Potter first join when he entered the army? The Cavalry The Rangers The Minutemen The Mounties AN1 Trapper orders a new suit from a Korean tailor. What's wrong with it? The arms are too short The pants don't match The buttons don't line up The stripes are horizontal DN1 What happend to the lamb a Greek commander flew in to be barbecued for his soldiers? Radar set it free Radar hid it in the laundry Radar sent it to his farm Radar gave it to a Korean family CY1 Col. Blake unknowingly signs discharge papers for a lamb. What name was on the paperwork? Corp C. D. Lamb Sgt. Pork Chop Private Cupcake Private Charles Lamb DN1 Col. Blake falls in love with a college graduate. What skill did she demonstrate in the officer's club? Cheerleading Singing Mathematics Sign Language AN1 Col. Blakes young girl friend makes a pass at what member of the 4077th? Trapper Hawkeye Klinger Fr. Mulcahy BN1 What changed Henry's mind about his love affair with a young college graduate? A date with nurse Kelley Maj. Houlihan telling him Phone call with his wife An order from the General CN1 What major character from the pilot episode was replaced by a different actor for the rest of the series? Klinger Col. Blake Rizzo Fr. Mulcahy DN1 How old is Col. Blakes antique oak desk? 100 yrs 125 yrs 200 yrs 250 yrs AY1 What do Hawkeye & Trapper trade Col. Blake's antique oak desk for? 2 bottles of scotch A case of hydrocortisone 1 case of scotch Penicillin BN1 Name the black nurse who made numerous appearances in the early episodes of M*A*S*H. Ginger Dish Gigner Scorch Ginger Bailes Ginger Grant CN1 From what mail-order company did Radar get his high school diploma? Ottumwa mail-order H.S. Acme Diploma Company Ace Diploma Company Triple-A High School Diploma Co. DN1 Who gave Radar his final exam for his high school diploma? Col. Blake Hawkeye & Trapper Col. Potter Fr. Mulcahy AN1 Hawkeye meets an old friend who has written a book about the war. What was the title of the book? Sometimes you hear bullet You never hear the bullet You don't hear the bullet No-one hears the bullet BN1 What was the name of Hawkeye's friend who wrote a book on the war? Tommy Johns Billy George Tommy Gillis Scooter Davis CN1 What is Nurse Dish's first name? Martha Nancy Ginger Maggie DN1 In the pilot episode, a tired Spearchucker said good-night and left a wake-up call for what year? 1967 1966 1962 1960 AN1 What did Hawkeye, Trapper & Radar give Henry for a farewell gift? New wing tipped shoes A new suit A gift wrapped nurse A night in Tokyo BN1 During Col. Blakes final staff inspection, what did he help Klinger do? Hook his bra Un-Zip his dress Zip up his dress Unhook his bra CN1 Following his final staff inspection, Col. Blake turned to Margaret and did what? Gave her to Frank Saluted her Hugged her Kissed her DN1 What style shoe was Henry wearing during his final staff inspection? Black & white wing tips Black & white sandals He wasn't wearing any Tennis shoes AN1 Who was the last person Henry talked to when the chopper arrived to take him home? Hawkeye Radar Frank Margaret BN1 Who was Radar's girl friend going to marry after breaking up with him? Elmwood Simple Alvin Stimple Elroy Thimple Elridge Sample CN1 Col. Blake said he spent half his life in what Chicago train station? Grand Central Station Penn Station Elmwood Street station Dearborn Street station DN1 What flavor of ice cream does Hawkeye miss? Pistachio Vanilla Strawberry Tutti-Frutti AN1 Hawkeye & Trapper trick Frank into buying stock in what phony company? Pioneer Automation Pioneer Aviation Pioneer Automotive Pioneer Machinery BN1 Col. Flagg and what other intelligence officer arrive at the 4077th to spy on each other? Tommy Gillis Leo Bardinaro Vinny Brett Billy Tyler CN1 The gang was intently interested in listening to what football game on Armed Forces Radio? Air Force vs Army Army vs Marines Notre Dame vs Army Army vs Navy DN1 Name one of the three books Frank wanted to burn before Gen. MacArthur arrived at camp. Robinson Crusoe War & Peace Fanny Hill Life & Times of Adolph Hitler AN1 Trapper & Hawkeye suggested that they should do something with Franks head, and mail it back how? By carrier pigeon In a jar Postage due Parcel Post BN1 Where did Frank plan to donate his personal papers from his brief tenure as camp commander? His high school library His mother's library His college library The military library CN1 Who were the Toledo Strangler's victims? The poor The homeless School teachers Women motorcycle cops DN1 Against what rebellious native tribe did Margaret's father and Gen. MacArthur fight side-by-side? The Huks The Huns The Sarisans They never fought together AN1 After fighting a rebellious native tribe, what did Margaret's dad and Gen. MacArthur exchange? Pistols Shrunken Heads Spears They never fought together BN1 Harry Morgan played a spaced-out general in an early episode of M*A*S*H. What was his name? General Arnold Tomlinson General George Hammond General Bartford Hamilton Steele General Crandall Clayton CN1 Name the general in charge of M*A*S*H units during many of the early episodes. General Bartford Hamilton Steele General George Hammond General Arnold Tomlinson General Crandall Clayton DN1 Who used his father's pen to sign official papers? Col. Blake Hawkeye Frank Burns Col. Potter AN1 What does Radar's older brother do for a living? (Very early epsiode) Works on the farm Bag boy at a local supermarket Drives a cab Sleeps all day BN1 From where does Henry get his racy films? Acme Movie Company A store on the Ginza Tabasco Film Co., Havana, Cuba Toledo Film Company CN1 When Dr. Freedman first appeared at the 4077th his first name was not Sidney. What was it? Henry Fred Francis Milton DN1 During Col. Blake's final inspection, Hawkeye said a good-bye handshake just wouldn't do. What did he do instead? He kissed him on both cheeks He kissed him on mouth He hugged him He hugged & kissed him AN1 What does Frank's jealousy prompt him to do, after Margaret has been trapped in the supply shed with Trapper? He challenges Trapper to a fight He asks Margaret to marry him He calls his mommy He runs away to be a hero BN1 On what day of the week was the M*A*S*H series first shown by CBS? Tuesday Monday Sunday Friday CN1 Where in the ratings did M*A*S*H finish following its first season? 26th 30th 41st 47th DN1 Gen. Clayton wants a film documentary about M*A*S*H. Hawkeye takes over as director. What is the film's title? Yankee Doodle Doctor One Mans War Kid Doctor Sometimes you hear bullet AN1 Who played the role of the patient in Hawkeye's documentary movie about M*A*S*H? Klinger Radar Trapper Igor BN1 After missing seeing Trapper off for home, whom did Hawkeye pick up at the airport? Col. Potter Lt. Dish B.J. Radar CN1 What did Col. Blake do in college to a football player named Tank Washington, that Tank never forgave him for? Smashed up his car Taped the wrong elbow Stole his girlfriend Taped the wrong foot DN1 What does Tank Washington do to Col. Blake's house once each year? Shoots out the porch lights Sends him a cake Calls him on phone Paints his fence AN1 What does Tank Washington, one of Col. Blakes college teammates, do for a living? He's a Lawyer He's a Judge He's a Doctor He's a Football player BN1 Where was Col. Blake when his second son was born? In the mens room Dearborn Street Station At the 4077th In Tokyo CN1 Where did Col. Blake meet his wife? In medical school At the airport Senior prom At a college freshman mixer DN1 Where was Hawkeye when he got the news that Trapper had left for home? In the shower On the Ginza In Seoul In Tokyo AN1 Who ran naked through the mess tent when he learned he was going home? Frank Trapper Henry Radar BN1 What did Trapper give to Hawkeye as a way of saying good-bye? He told Radar to give him a hug A bottle of scotch He told Radar to give him a kiss His nurse collection CN1 What airport was Trapper shipping out of when he left for home? Seoul Kimpo Tokyo None of the above BN1 Who went with Hawkeye to the airport, to try and catch Trapper before he returned home? Radar Frank Klinger Rizzo AN1 Hawkeye missed saying good-bye to Trapper at the airport by how many minutes? 5 10 15 20 BN1 Name the wounded helicopter pilot who hijacks Col. Blake, in an effort to return home to see his woman. Spearchucker Jones Sato Tanaka The Cowboy Tank Washington CN1 Col.Blake said he lost weight while at the 4077th, and his waist was now down to what size? 38 36 35 34 DN1 Upon learning he was going home, what suit did Col. Blake ask his wife to get cleaned and pressed? His brown double-breasted His black double-brested His black tuxedo His Grey pin stripe AN1 The night Radar won $803 playing poker, who did he ask to guard it? Hawkeye Col. Blake Fr. Mulcahy Maj. Houlihan BN1 How did Radar receive a "Dear John" message from his girl friend? A tape recording A letter A record A telegram CN1 What is the name of the girl friend who sent Radar a "Dear John" message? Peggy Sue Emma Sue Billie Sue Linda Sue DN1 At Hawkeye's court-martial, what did the presiding General say Frank was best suited for? To be a pastry chef To be a shoe shine boy To be a male nurse To work in a free clinic AN1 Who assists Hawkeye with the nurses' physicals? Trapper Radar Henry Klinger BN1 Who helps develop the nurses' chest x-rays? Klinger Trapper Radar Kelley CN1 Who ate 12 banana sandwiches when he was young, and then locked himself in the bathroom for a week? Trapper Radar Rizzo Hawkeye DN1 Col. Blake said his wife's skin is like what? Alabaster An orange peel Silk Cotton AN1 Before she met Henry, his wife was dating the captain of the football team. What was his name? Billy Tyler Buzz Walinski Al Franklin Killer Flacker BN1 In Col. Blake's talk about sex, what was figure A and what was figure B? Toothpick figures Imaginary Man and woman Woman and man CN1 Col Blake's wife had two first names during the series. What was the first she was known as? Lorraine Ethel Becky Mildred DN1 Through most of the series, what was Col. Blake's wife named? Lorraine Ethel Becky Mildred AN1 In an early episode, what did Margaret say about the fate of her father? He was captured He was dead He was wounded He was missing BN1 Col. Blake returns from a medical conference in love with a young girl who visits him at M*A*S*H. Name her. Norma Jean Susan Marie Parker Nancy Sue Parker Mildred Feeney CN1 Col. Blake is smitten with a young girl fresh out of what college? Michigan State Oregon State U.C.L.A. Ohio State DN1 A G.I. arrives in camp with what is called a "moose." What is a moose? A servant A girlfriend An animal A prostitute AN1 Name the old Korean villager who throws himself in front of army vehicles to collect payment for injuries. Old man Wang Whiplash Wang Ho Jon Soon Tek Oh BN1 Who hit the villager who deliberately throws himself in front of army vehicles? Hawkeye Potter Radar Klinger CN1 How much money did the old Korean villager who throws himself in front of vehicles want to be paid? $100 $80 $75 $50 DN1 Hawkeye became interested in B.J.'s baby-sitter when he heard her name. What was it? Norma Jean Billy Jean Nancy Sue Billy Sue AN1 How old is B.J.'s baby-sitter 15 16 17 18 BN1 When Hawkeye was young, what did he consider girls to be? Not very much fun Funny looking boys Martians No fun at all CN1 While playing horseshoes, who said he aced out a 300-pound supply sergeant who blubbered like a baby? Trapper Hawkeye Klinger Col. Potter DN1 Henry's wife had a brief encounter with a man named Al Franklin. Where did she meet him? The Pumpkin Dance at the club The golf course The supermarket The drug store AN1 Al Franklin, who had a brief encounter with Col Blake's wife drives what kind of car? A yellow Porche A yellow Jag A yellow Rolls He rides in a limo BN1 Al Frankin, who had a brief encounter with Col. Blake's wife, does what for a living? An Undertaker An Oral Surgeon An Opthomologist An Orthodontist DN1 What movie title does Mrs. Blake use to describe her relationship with Al Franklin? From Here to Eternity Summer Lovers Just One of Those Things Brief Encounter DN1 What outfit did Klinger wear when Gen. MacArthur drove through camp? Statue of Liberty costume His peach chiffon gown His black strapless gown He was naked on a horse AN1 Who played the role of Gen. MacArthur in a rehearsal prior to MacArthur's actual arrival? Trapper Radar Klinger Col. Blake BN1 What did Hawkeye & Trapper discover Frank doing in an effort to clean up the camp before Gen. MacArthur arrived? Practicing saluting Polishing his boots Burning books Ironing his uniform CN1 Hawkeye & Trapper save the life of a general's son. What does the general give the 4077th as a reward? 2 bottles of scotch A week in Tokyo An incubator An officers club DN1 Name the T.V. reporter who showed up twice at the 4077th to interview the staff. Clete Roberts Clete Rogers Al Franklin Tommy Gillis AN1 What is Spearchucker's last name? Adams Jones Smith Tyler BN1 How does Col. Blake's antique desk leave camp? By truck In pieces By Helicopter By oxcart CN1 What were the first words B.J. spoke to Frank Burns? Capt. Hunnicutt reporting sir Good afternoon sir Who are you? What do you say, Ferret Face? DN1 When the army came for Klinger, he ran into Grand Central Station. Where did they trap him? In a pay toilet In the bar In the womens room Under a bench AN1 Radar sold a pair of what company's shoes to just about everyone in camp? Stride Rite Shoe Co. Style Rite Shoe Co. Acme Shoe Co. Storm Lake Shoe Co. BN1 What style shoe did Radar sell to almost everyone on base? Brown & White wing tips Black oxfords Black & White wing tips Brown oxfords CN1 Who was the first person to call Margaret Houlihan "Hot Lips"? Hawkeye Trapper Frank Burns General Hammond DN1 In one episode Trapper curtailed his drinking. Why? He had an ulcer Bet with Hawkeye Bad batch of hooch He promised his wife AN1 In one episode Trapper expected to be sent home. Why? He had enough points He had an ulcer A cease fire was declared Peace was declared BN1 Name the black soldier and former football player who no longer wants to live after his leg is amputated. Spearchucker Jones Killer Flacker Billy Tyler Pvt. Charles Lamb CN1 Who sleeps on a genuine Sears Super Slumber mattress? Charles Margaret Fr. Mulcahy Col. Potter DN1 Who took special interest in the black football player whose leg was amputated, and helped him to look ahead? Radar Hawkeye Trapper Col. Potter AN1 As a surgeon, Hawkeye is certified to operate in what two areas of practice? Chest and back surgery Chest and general surgery Chest and stomach surgery Chest and spinal surgery BN1 Hawkeye and Trapper had a houseboy. What was his name? Kim Luck Quong Ho Jon Wong Ho CN1 Who was the enemy pilot who flew over the 4077th every day and dropped a bomb? Six o'clock Charlie Eight o'clock Charlie Four o'clock Charlie Five o'clock Charlie DN1 Hawkeye starts a riot in the mess tent after being served the same food day after day. What was on the menu? Liver & fish Liver & ribs Fish & chicken Chicken & fish AN1 Hungry for ribs, Hawkeye wakes up Radar in the middle of the night to place a takeout order from where? Dearborn Street Ribs Adams Ribs Chicago Ribs Reznick's Ribs BN1 Hawkeye ordered ribs from a restaurant in what city? Dearborn Crabapple Cove Chicago Adams CN1 Hawkeye ordered ribs from his favorite restaurant, but what did he forget? Sauce Fries Coleslaw & sauce Coleslaw DN1 What gift did Margaret's father give to her mother on their wedding night? Brandy Flask Small derringer Silver mirror & brush Good conduct medal AN1 What was the only novel Hawkeye's father ever read? Mark Twain Last of the Mohicans Huck Finn Life of Red Grange BN1 Who said he did three amputations before his first breakfast at M*A*S*H? Hawkeye B.J. Frank Col. Blake BN1 Who threw up the first time he had to patch up combat soldiers? Frank Hawkeye Col. Blake B.J. DN1 Back home, what was Hawkeye's favorite meal at Sol and Sol's Deli? Whitefish Meatloaf Roast Beef Ham on Rye Sandwich AN1 Who was the waitress at Sol and Sol's Deli that Hawkeye dated? Sheila Lefty Donna Giggles BN1 Where was Hawkeye when Trapper got the news that he was going home? In the Shower In the Mess Tent In Tokyo In Seol CN1 Who told Hawkeye that Trapper had left for Home? Radar Klinger Fr. Mulcahy Frank AN1 Who did Hawkeye do a great imitation of during the production of a movie documentary about M*A*S*H? Harpo Marx Jack Benny John Wayne Groucho Marx DN1 For a situation comedy, what was unusual about the scenes shot in the M*A*S*H operating room? No laugh track was used A laugh track was used They never showed blood They showed open wounds AN1 Which Episode was filmed entirely in Black and White? "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts" "The M*A*S*H Pilot" "Big Mac" "The Interview" DN1 Which episode was filmed without a laugh track? "The Interview" "The M*A*S*H Pilot" "The Moose" "Dear Dad" AN1
Who wrote the pilot episode of M*A*S*H? Gene Reynolds Larry Gelbart Gene Roddenberry Burt Metcalf BN1*Who was the Producer of M*A*S*H for the first year of the
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