Usenet 1994 October/usenetsourcesnewsgroupsinfomagicoctober1994disk2.iso/misc/volume10/spew/headline.uu/headline

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\* National Enquirer Headlines.
\*
%SPIRITUAL
Spiritual
Clairvoyant
Telepathic
Telekinetic
%RELATIVE
Father
Uncle
Grandfather
Grandmother
Son
Daughter
Mother
Aunt
Postman
Accountant
Dog Catcher
IRS Man
Hairdresser
Avon Lady
%WEAPON{a}
{|a }Meat Cleaver
{|a }Hatchet
{|a }Machete
{|a }Phased Plasma Rifle
{|a }Chain Saw
{|a }Samurai Sword
{|an }Axe
{|a }Machine Gun
{|an }Anti-tank weapon
\*{\FRUIT|\FRUIT/a}
\FRUIT/&
%GHOST
Ghost
Evil Spirit
Poltergist
Demon
Phantom
Bogie Man
%RELIGION
Buddist
Methodist
Baptist
Islamic
Moslem
Roman Catholic
Atheist
%UFFO
UFO
Flying Saucer
Space Ship
Mother Ship
Space cruiser
USS enterprise
Galactic Space Cruiser
%PLANET
Pluto
Mars
Venus
Mercury
Neptune
Saturn
Jupiter
The Moon
%ET{s}
Extra-Terrestrial{|s}
E.T.{|'s}
Space Alien{|s}
Being{|s}
Space Being{|s}
Cyborg{|s}
Humanoid{|s}
Alien{|s}
%DRUG
Heroin
LSD
Angel Dust
Coke
Cocaine
Crack
Quaaludes
Amphetamines
%FRUIT{as}
{|a |}Mango{||es}
{|a |}Tomato{||es}
{|a |}Banana{||s}
{|a |}Cherr{y|y|ies}
{|an |}Apple{||s}
{|a |}Plum{||s}
{|a |}Pear{||s}
{|an |}Orange{||s}
{|a |}Tangerine{||s}
{|a |}Lemon{||s}
{|a |}Lime{||s}
%MADNESS
Crazed
Drug-Crazed
Insane
Manic Depressive
Neurotic
Psychotic
Psychopathic
Devoted
Religious
Fanatical
Pathological
%KILLER{s}
(2)\KILLERX/&
\MADNESS \KILLERX/&
%KILLERX{s}
\FRUIT/&
Great White Shark{|s}
Terminator{|s}
Ewok{|s}
Wombat{|s}
Bee{|s}
Wasp{|s}
Whale{|s}
Shark{|s}
Lion{|s}
Dolphin{|s}
Elephant{|s}
Worm{|s}
Clam{|s}
Kitten{|s}
Lobster{|s}
Tiger{|s}
Leopard{|s}
Panda{|s}
Crocodile{|s}
%MCELEB
Ronald Reagan
Frank Sinatra
Michael Jackson
Prince
Mick Jagger
Donny Osmond
Lou Albano
Sylvester Stallone
Sean Penn
Bob Dylan
David Letterman
Johnny Carson
Muammar Quadaffi
Moammar Khadafy
Kenny Rogers
Burt Reynolds
John Davidson
Richard Nixon
Prince Charles
George Lucas
%FCELEB
Princess Diana
Queen Elizabeth
Nancy Reagan
Linda Ronstadt
Maggie Trudeau
Liz Taylor
Tina Turner
Dolly Parton
Cher
Jane Fonda
Eva Gabor
Joan Rivers
Madonna
Cindi Lauper
%BABY{s}
Bab{y|ies}
Child{|ren}
Son{|s}
Daughter{|s}
%FDEAD\* female persons long dead
Cleopatra
Joan of Arc
Lady Godiva
Queen Victoria
The Queen of Sheba
%DFCELEB\* dead female 'celebrities'
Marilyn Monroe
Janis Joplin
(4)\FDEAD
%MDEAD\* male persons long dead
Atilla the Hun
King Henry VIII
Abraham Lincoln
George Washington
Moses
%DMCELEB\* dead male celebs
(3)Elvis
Jimi Hendrix
Jim Morrison
John F. Kennedy
Bing Crosby
John Lennon
JFK
Groucho Marx
Harry Chapin
\MDEAD
%DCELEB
\DMCELEB
\DFCELEB
%DEAD
\FDEAD
\MDEAD
%EAT{sd}
{eat|eats|ate}
kidnap{|s|ped}
{take|takes|took}
kill{|s|ed}
devour{|s|ed}
maim{|s|ed}
injure{|s|d}
rape{|s|d}
%SAY{s}
Say{|s}
Reveal{|s}
\*Admit{|s}
Claim{|s}
Insist{|s}
\*Warn{|s}
%DOCTOR{s}
Doctor{|s}
Psychologist{|s}
Psychiatrist{|s}
Physician{|s}
Neurologist{|s}
Dentist{|s}
Pediatrician{|s}
Vetrinarian{|s}
Optician{|s}
%SCIENTIST{s}
Scientist{|s}
\DOCTOR/&
Chemist{|s}
Physicist{|s}
Meta-physicist{|s}
Engineer{|s}
Computer Scientist{|s}
Professor{|s}
Technician{|s}
Whiz Kid{|s}
Brain Boff{|s}
AI Expert{|s}
Pattern Recognition Researcher{|s}
%NATIONALITY
Russian
Soviet
British
Polish
French
Belgian
Swiss
German
Spanish
Mexican
Ukranian
American
Canadian
Albanian
Australian
Chinese
Japanese
%DISEASE
Herpes
AIDS
Flu
Leprosy
VD
a Backache
Chicken Pox
Malaria
Laryngitis
a Nosebleed
Tuberculosis
Cancer
%FICTCHAR
Santa Claus
Bigfoot
Snow White
God
Bhudda
Mary Poppins
The Loch Ness Monster
Yogi Bear
James Bond
The Wicked Witch of the West
The Wizard of Oz
Captain Kirk
The Tooth Fairy
Kermit the frog
Batman
Superman
Spiderman
%KILL{sd}
Kill{|s|ed}
Murder{|s|ed}
Maim{|s|ed}
Slaughter{|s|ed}
Mutilate{|s|d}
Sho{ot|ots|t}
Mug{|s|ged}
%NUMBER
\NUMBER1
(2)\NUMBER2
Twenty-\NUMBER1
Thirty-\NUMBER1
Forty-\NUMBER1
Fifty-\NUMBER1
Sixty-\NUMBER1
Seventy-\NUMBER1
Eighty-\NUMBER1
Ninety-\NUMBER1
%NUMBER1
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
%NUMBER2
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen
Sixteen
Seventeen
Eighteen
Nineteen
%FOOD{a}
{|a }Taco
(5)\FRUIT/&
{|an }Enchilada
{|a }Burrito
{|a }Watermelon
{|a }Triple Ice Cream Cone
{|a }Tostada
%PERSON{s}
\KILLER/&
Football player{|s}
{Man|Men}
Wom{an|en}
TV Personalit{y|ies}
Game Show Host{|s}
Politician{|s}
\SCIENTIST/&
\DOCTOR/&
\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/&
\NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/&
Unemployed \SCIENTIST/&
Student{|s}
Air Traffic Controller{|s}
\NATIONALITY Student{|s}
\ET/&
%AIRCRAFT
Airplane
Helicopter
Airship
Hot Air Balloon
Hang Glider
Helium Balloon
UFO
Jet Fighter
747
DC-10
%CELEB
\MCELEB
\FCELEB
%PLACE
Redwood City
Australia
Nevada
Austin, Texas
Magrathea
Outer Space
Memphis
England
San Francisco
Castro Street
San Jose
L.A.
New York
Orlando, Florida
Missouri
Middle Earth
The Shire
Barsoom
Planet Vulcan
Fremont Airport
Tokyo
Transylvania
Times Square
Wall Street
San Rafael
Israel
Beirut
Mordor
BBC television center
Dr. Who's Tardis
Stalingrad
Moscow
Amsterdam
Manchester
Edinburgh
Red Square
Kremlin
Mimico
Hollywood
Daytona Beach
Salt Lake City
Mississauga
Majorca
Bangkok
Monte Carlo
Lisbon
Barrie
Nirvana
%MAIN
\CONST.\!
%INVOLVED
.\! -- \CELEB Reveals All
.\! -- \CELEB May Be Involved
%PROOF
\PHOTO
\PHOTO
.\! -- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Offer Undeniable Proof
%PHOTO
.\! -- Exclusive Pictures Inside
.\! -- Photographic Evidence Offers Proof
.\! -- National Enquirer Photo Exclusive
%CONST
"Killer \KILLER/s From \PLANET \EAT/d My \BABY" \SAY/s \CELEB\PHOTO
"\CELEB Is Really \ET From \PLANET" \SAY/s \CELEB
"\CELEB Is Really \ET From \PLANET" \SAY \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s
\MCELEB and \FCELEB Secretly Wed in \PLACE, It's Official\PHOTO
Eating \FRUIT/s Can Give You \DISEASE, \SAY \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/s
"\ET/s From \PLANET Gave Me \DISEASE" \SAY/s \CELEB
"\FICTCHAR is for real".\! -- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s come up with undeniable proof
"\MCELEB is really my father", \SAY/s \CELEB
"\FCELEB is really my mother", \SAY/s \CELEB
\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s discover lost city of \PLACE
\CELEB \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s in drunken rampage
\PERSON, stoned on \DRUG, \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s
\CELEB Falls \NUMBER thousand feet out of \AIRCRAFT ... and survives
"\ET/s From \PLANET Landed In My Garden And \EAT/d \NUMBER \FRUIT/s" \SAY/s \CELEB
\FCELEB Gives birth to \NUMBER \BABY/s\INVOLVED
\RELIGION Monks report \UFFO Sighting in \PLACE\! "They Came From \PLANET!"\PROOF
Real Life Ghost Busters Exorcise \GHOST from \CELEB/ 's home in \PLACE
\BABY \KILL/d by Pet \KILLER\PHOTO
Amazing \MADNESS \KILLERX from \PLACE
"I Chopped My \RELATIVE To Death With \WEAPON/a" -- \PERSON
\PERSON Goes Berserk And \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s With \WEAPON
\FCELEB Tells Of Night Of Terror With \MCELEB. "He Threatened Me With \WEAPON/a"
\MCELEB Tells Of Night Of Terror With \FCELEB. "She Threatened Me With \WEAPON/a"
\FRUIT/s Have \SPIRITUAL Powers, \SAY \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s\PROOF
\PERSON Sees Face Of \FICTCHAR In \FOOD/a
"Elvis Died From Eating \FRUIT/s", \SAY/s \CELEB\PROOF
\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Produce \SPIRITUAL \KILLER Girl
\PERSON \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s With \WEAPON,\!Then Is Acquitted By Jury
\NUMBER Years For \MADNESS \WEAPON Murderer. "I Would Do It Again" Says \CELEB
\PERSON Struck By Lightning -- \NUMBER Times
Jury Acquit Notorious \WEAPON Murderer From \PLACE
\MCELEB and \FCELEB Seen Together in \PLACE. "Is It Love?"
\PERSON/ 's Bizarre Claim: "\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Planted Mind Control Device In My Head"
"Does \FICTCHAR Exist?" \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Offer New Evidence
Travelling To \PLACE In A Stolen \AIRCRAFT -- \CELEB Tells All\PHOTO
"\FICTCHAR \EAT/d My \BABY", \SAY/s \PERSON
"\MCELEB is the Father Of My \BABY", \SAY/s \MADNESS \PERSON
"\FCELEB is the Mother Of My \BABY", \SAY/s \MCELEB\INVOLVED
\FCELEB Files Paternity Suit Against \FCELEB -- Claiming Sex Change
"I Am The Reincarnation of \FDEAD", \SAY/s \FCELEB
"I Am The Reincarnation of \MDEAD", \SAY/s \MCELEB
\SCIENTIST/s Discover \FCELEB Was Married to \MDEAD in Previous Life
"I spoke to \DCELEB through \FRUIT/a" \SAY/s \PERSON
"I Saw \DCELEB Alive and Well in \PLACE" \SAY/s \PERSON
\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s resurrect \DCELEB\PROOF
In \MADNESS Rage, \PERSON \KILL/s \NUMBER, Self
"\CELEB Is Addicted to \DRUG"\PROOF
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