One day Little [Verb_]ing Hood was going through the forest carrying a basket of [noun-plural] for her grandmother. Suddenly, she met a big [Animal]. "[exclamation]!" said the [Animal]. "Where are you going, [adjective] girl?"
"I'm going to my grandmother's house," said she. Then the [Animal] [verb-past tense].
When Miss [Verb_]ing Hood got to her grandmother's house, the [Animal] was in bed dressed like her grandmother.
"My, grandmother," she said, "What big [body part]s you have." "The better to [verb] you with", said the [Animal].
"And grandmother," she said, "What big [body part]s you have." The [Animal] said, "The better to [Verb] you with."
And then she said, "What big [body part]s you have, Grandmother." But the [Animal] said nothing. He had just died of [affliction] from [Verb]ing grandmother.