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Text File | 1991-09-13 | 511 b | 45 lines | [TEXT/Lex ] |
- A fellow was my guest one day,
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- Not too much of a pest I'd say;
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- I merely served my usual food,
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- The fellow devoured as much as he could.
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- Dessert? Whatever was on my shelf.
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- When, hardly had he gorged himself,
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- The devil led him to my neighbor,
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- My food to criticize and belabor:
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- "The soup could have had more spice and savour,
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- The roast lacked browning, the young wine flavor."
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- A thousand curses and boos!
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- Strike him dead, the dog, because he writes reviews!