HEY MUM ......... IT'S ME !! PATHETIC DEMOS INC PRESENTS THEIR THIRD DEMO , BUT AS EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S NOT QUALITY BUT QUANTITY THAT COUNTS AT LEAST I THINK SO ABOUT THIS DEMO : AS ALWAYS THE WHOLE SCREEN IS REDRAWN EVERY VSYNC , I HATE HAVING TO DO THAT BUT IT IS NECESSARY , IF YOU WANT THE SCROLLING TO BE SMOOTH AS A BABY'S BEHIND ........ THE MUSIC IS AS ALWAYS PLAYED BY THE STANDARD PLAY-MODULE FROM ALT-MAN (BLESS HIM) AND THE TUNE IS AS YOU MUST HAVE GUESSED BY NOW , 'AXELF' FROM THE MOVIE 'BEVERLY HILLS COP' STARRING EDDIE MURPHY AS AXEL F (AVAILABLE ON VHS OR BETA FROM MOST VIDEORENTALS) , ALSO 9 OUT OF 10 USES COLGATE ........ THAT JUST ABOUT FINISHES MY ADVERTISING SHIT .. I HATE DESIGNING FONTS ... IF YOU (FOR SOME KINKY REASON) WOULD WANT TO CONTACT ME , MY ADRESS IS : HENRIK PEDERSEN STENGÅRDS ALLE 13 B DK-2800 LYNGBY DENMARK ASRBXSETG0Q-S NO YOU ARE WRONG ... IT WASN'T AN ERROR IT DID SAY ASRBXSETG0Q-S IT SUDDENLY OCCURS TO ME ..... WHY AM I SITTING HERE , AT 2.30 IN THE MORNING , TRYING TO WRITE SOME FUC.... SCROLLTEXT , WHEN I COULD BE SLEEPING , DREAMING ABOUT CUTE LITTLE SHEEPS (IF YOU EVER READ THIS , JAN , IT W A S MEANT TO BE MISINTERPRETED) ???? WHO INVENTED THE SCROLLTEXT , SOME GUY WHO HAD JUST HAD A NIGHTMARE THAT WOULD HAVE MADE KAFKA PROUD ??? (THIS IS CHARACTER NO. 1790 IN THIS TEXT ..... ISN'T THAT INTERESTING !?!?!?) SOME GERMAN PSYCOLOGIST ( THAT'S A VERY DIFFICULT WORD IN ANY LANGUAGE AND I'M NOT AT ALL SURE I'VE SPELL WRONG .. THOUGH I TRIED) ONCE SAID , THAT YOU CAN LEARN MUCH ABOUT A PERSON , IF YOU KNOWN HIS OR HERS FAVORIT QUOTES ..... MY FAVORIT QUOTE COMES FROM W.C. FIELDS : IF YOU'RE A REAL NICE KID , I'LL GIVE YOU A PIGGYBACK-RIDE ON A BUZZSAW NOW ... WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME !?!?!? MY MOTHER WOULD SAY CUTE , A JUDGE WOULD PROBABLY BE USING WORDS AS HOMOCIDAL LUNATIC , OBCESSED WITH CHICKENS , OUGHT TO HAVE HIS B.... CUT OFF BUT , IF I MAY ASK SO , WHO SAYS THAT SHEEP ISN'T JUST AS GOOD COMPANY AS HUMANS ??? SOME OF MY FRIENDS (IN FACT , MOST OF MY FRIENDS) (ALLRIGHT , BOTH MY FRIENDS) WOULD AGREE THAT 'SHEEPS HAVE MORE FUN' ANYWAY ............. IT'S ABOUT TIME TO WRAP (WHICH IS WHAT BEAVERS DO WHEN THEY FEEL 'IN THE MOOD') FINALLY I THINK I'VE WON THIS YEARS PRIZE FOR 'THE MOST STUPID SCROLLTEXT' CONGRATUALT .. CONGRADUE .. KONGRATULLL ... CONTRATU ... CONGRATULATIONS , AND MAY THE SUN ALWAYS SHINE ON YOUR TESTICELS 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 3 ... 2 ... 4 ... 1 ... RESTART
