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  1.                     Buzzword Phrase Generator
  2.  
  3.           Impress Your Boss and Irritate Your Staff!!!
  4.  
  5. Have  you ever felt the need to use those  wonderful  "buzzwords" 
  6. that are so impressive that nobody understands them? NOW YOU CAN! 
  7. - With the Bloggo Patent Buzzword Generator....
  8.  
  9. INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE
  10.  
  11. Simply  select at random 4 numbers between 1 - 21 and string  the 
  12. corresponding word from each column.
  13.  
  14. EXAMPLE
  15. If  you are asked a question to which you do not know the  answer 
  16. think  of  four  numbers  and string  the  words  together  in  a 
  17. sentence.
  18.  
  19. A little practise will have you astounding your colleagues.
  20.  
  21. 1  Zero             Financing         Feedback          System
  22. 2  Positive         Socio             Economic          Concept
  23. 3  Negative         Political         Demographic       Analysis
  24. 4  Micro            Integrated        Forecasting       Horizon
  25. 5  Macro            Privatised        Elastic           Timescale
  26. 6  Tactical         Sensitised        Inhibiting        Action
  27. 7  Optimum          Strategic         Planning          Cycle
  28. 8  Facilitating     Elastic           Employment        Negotiation
  29. 9  Corporate        Segmented         Disaster          Overview
  30. 10 Regulatory       Distinctive       Shift             Plan
  31. 11 Synergistic      Transformational  Competence        Strategy
  32. 12 Optimistic       Marketing         Awareness         Scenario
  33. 13 Pessimistic      Situational       Interactive       Syndrome
  34. 14 Fascinating      Infra             Synchro           Matrix
  35. 15 Marginal         Costed            Inter             Loop
  36. 16 Multi            Negative          Highlight         Audit
  37.