ARM Club 1/ARM_CLUB_CD.iso/contents/sillies/silly8/M/Murphy

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This is MURPHY'S LAW which most of us have experienced.
It says:- Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

1. No good deed goes unpunished.
2. Leakproof seals WILL.
3. Selfstarters WILL NOT.
4. Interchangeable parts WONT.
5. There is always one more bug.
6. Nature is a Mother.
7. Dont mess about with Mrs Murphy!
8. 90% of everything is cr*p.
9. If you're feeling good, dont worry, you'll get over it.
10.All warranties expire on payment of invoice.
11.Where you stand on an issue depends on where you sit.
12.Never eat prunes when you're famished.
13.Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
14.If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.
15.A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
16.You will always find something in the last place you look.
17.The chance of bread falling buttered side down is directly
   proportional to the cost of the carpet.
18.No matter how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it,
   it will be on sale cheaper somewhere else.
19.No one's Life, Liberty,or Property are safe while Parliament is
   in session.
20.The other queue always moves faster.
21.In order to get a loan you must first prove you dont need it.
22.Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you
   thought it would.
23.If you fool around with a thing long enough you will foul it up.
24.A #50 chip will protect a 10p fuse by blowing first.
25.If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needs replacing anyway.
26.Any tool dropped while repairing the car will roll underneath
   to the exact centre.

Anyone disagree?