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TOWER WORK
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A ham writing a letter to his insurance company explaining a
recent misfortune............
"I am writing in response to your request for additional
information in block No. 3 of your Accident Reporting Form. I
submitted "poor-planning" caused the accident. You say in your
letter to explain "more fully". I trust the following
information will prove to be sufficient.
I am an amateur radio operator, and on the day of the of the
accident I was at work on the top section of my 100 foot tower.
When I had completed my work, I discovered that, over the course
of many trips up and down the tower, I had brought up about 300
pounds of tools and spare hardware. Rather than carry the now-
unneeded tools down by hand I decided to lower them using a small
barrel and my "gin pole" still attached to the top of the tower.
Securing the rope at ground level, I went up the tower and filled
the barrel. I then went back to ground level and untied the rope,
holding it tightly, to insure a slow descent of the 300 pound
load. You will notice in block No. 11 that I had given my weight
as 150 pounds. Due to my surprise at being suddenly jerked off
the ground at such a rapid rate, I momentarily lost my presence
of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I
proceeded at a rather rapid rate up the side of the tower. In
the vicinity of the 50 foot level, I met the swiftly descending
barrel. This explains my fractured collar bone.
After momentarily slowing, I resumed my rapid ascent, not
stopping until my hands were three knuckles deep in the pulley.
Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my composure and
managed to hold onto the rope despite the excruciating pain. At
about this time, however, the loaded barrel hit the ground and
the bottom fell out ofthe barrel. Now, without the 300 pounds of
tools, the barrel only weighed about 15 pounds. I refer you
again to my weight in block No. 11. As you might imagine, I
began a swift plunge down the side of the tower. Again, at about
the 50 foot level, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for
my two fractured ankles and the lacerations on my legs, thighs,
and lower body. The barrel encounter slowed me enough to lessen
my impact with the pile of tools and hardware and I was extremely
fortunate to escape with only a fractured coccyx and three
crushed vertebrae.
I regret to report, however, that as I lay there on the pile of
tools in excruciating pain, unable to stand, and gazing at the
barrel, 100 feet above me, I let go of the rope and .........!"
ANON