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- v1.0
- DOLOCAUST DOOM - A game where you finally get revenge on your little sister's
- worthless pieca crap toys!
-
- This Doom patch is based on character I invented and drew into gruesome,
- hideous comics full of blood and guts called Dolltzsis. It was a parody of
- Nazis because I often make parodies of stuff I hate. (Don't we all?) Anyway,
- read on for more info...
-
- OK, if you've done this correctly, you should be able to install the Dolocaust
- by typing: DOLOCAST. This will change all the enemies, and a couple of
- other things into the Dolocaust version and make backups of old ones. The
- patch is going to take a while, so you can either get a snack or sit and
- watch the ANSI screen display (if you don't have ANSI you're going to see
- a whole bunch of junk.)
-
- When the patch is finished and you're ejected into the DOS prompt, simply type:
-
- DOOM -file Dolocast.WAD
- (P.S. to add to the fun type IDDQD for God Mode. Also you may want to add
- the -respawn switch along with IDDQD for even more baby-blasting fun!)
-
- and then you're all set! When you get bored type DOLOCAST again to restore
- the old DOOM. (It's smart enough to know whether or not you've installed it)
- If you want to get rid of it permanenetly, type DOLOCAST -perm (or if you
- have DOS 5.0 or worse, you'll have to do it manually!)
-
- Hopefully I'll have more patches coming soon. When I register DOOM expect
- to see Dolocaust II with more dolls, more suprises, ... more.
-
- Here's the info on the various tidbits and story of the game:
-
- STORY
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------
- In a parallel universe where dolls and humans both think, a real wacko named
- Frederic Actfig took over and imprisoned and executed dolls in his prisons
- in Actfigia. However, a doll revolution is afoot, and now dolls are taking
- arms and escaping! Many Dolltzi soldiers have come in, even with the best
- armor, and all has failed. Seeing everything is awful, Actfig has decided to
- take matters into his own hands. The dolls are defenseless while you, Actfig,
- have awesome artillery. good luck... they'll need it!
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- REPLACEMENT DOLLS
-
- BABY BALICA (The blond spike-haired gals with two-line lips) This worthless
- doll is the kind you can find in your typical 99 cent store. This one's so
- cheaply made that the hair is string and the artist simply drew two lips.
- She's got a squirt gun with toilet water... and it STINGS! Blast her head
- off!
-
- PATUCA BALICA (The Barbie lookalikes) Credited as Baby's mom, Patuca is always
- a nice girl. Like most dolls, she can't change her expression so she is
- consistently smiling, even when you blow a hole the size of a sewage pipe into
- her. She's got a shotgun, so watch it... yeah, right!
-
- BETSY WETSY - No, they DON'T piss on you... they're too primitive for that.
- But Betsy has a slingshot with coals from dinnertime and she will sling them
- at you. Watch these babies... they're hot! Be quick enough, and you can blow
- her in two. Eugh!
-
- BOBBY BABY (Look like Baby Balica but black and ninja) Close relatives of
- Baby Balica, Bobby simply has different color outfit, black hair, and a
- Kung Fu grip. He IS pretty good... got a blue belt! He'll karate chop you.
- However they're so cheaply made that blasting him will completely obliterate
- him, leaving only a bloody stain on the floor. (Some are invisible)
-
- TED EDWARD BEAR (You'll know him) - Ruler of the Dollenia Council, main oppo-
- sition to Actfig, Teddy will shoot you with his hot flamethrower. Since he's
- a major good guy, when you defeat him he'll just disappear, leaving his
- bow-tie.
-
- OTHER NEW GRAPHICS
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- The sky is changed to a little cornball piece of sky, your face in God Mode
- and when you collect cool stuff and shoot a lot is changed (IDDQD), Phobos
- Anomaly is changed into Teddy's Lair and other suprises.
-
- NEW SOUNDS
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- Baby:"It'sh a bad guy!" PA:"Deshtroy Actfig!"
- Patuca:"Yay!" Curly:"Uh oh!"
- Curly:"Oh my lord!" Baby:"NO! No! no!"
- Baby:"Yu'll pay!" Soldier:"Read it and weep kid!"
- Curly:"My heart has stopped." Curly:*hysterical laughter*
- Baby:"Ee hee hee!" All:"Mooommmmmmyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!"
- Bobby:"Waao!" Bobby:"Waagh!"
- Bobby:"Hiya!" Soldier:"Oh yeah!"
- Soldier:"Hasta la Vista Baby!" Teddy:"Ted-dy!"
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- FAQ:
-
- Q) When I try to install it it dumps me out saying "No directory exists"
- A) Didn't you read my text file? Delete the old files then install it again
- using the -d switch (e.g. pkunzip a:dolocast.zip -d)
-
- Q) I install it and a whole bunch of junk and right arrows are spewed on the
- screen. Is something wrong?
- A) Noppers. You just don't have your ANSI driver on the screen. It'll install
- normally but if you REALLY want it, add a DEVICE=C:\DOS\ANSI.SYS to your
- CONFIG.SYS file and run it again.
-
- Q) I have ANSI. When it says 'loading Imps' it says 'loading Imps...s..' Why?
- A) On some computers including mine it just won't erase that leftover part.
- It's ok... no harm is done
-
- Q) I've installed it and it runs okay but the sky is still the same. You said
- the sky would be different. And the sounds are the same too! Did you gyp me?
- A) Again, noppers. You just forgot to add the -file switch! Quit and run
- DOOM Again this time by typing "doom -file dolocast.wad" or if that's too
- much type "DOLLDOOM"
-
- Q) The graphics SUCK!
- A) Don't blame ME for the graphics... i use NeoPaint with a mouse that hasn't
- been cleaned in years and I'm not much of a computer artists either! The sky
- for some reasons look weird but does it matter? Blast 'em!
-
- Q) Baby Balica's blood looks weird from far away.
- A) This IS my fault... unfortunately I just didn't have time to change the
- blood.
-
- Q) I don't like killing dolls!
- A) Don't complain. YOU decided to get it.
-
- Q) What are those Nazi symbols doing here?
- A) This is a parody... they're called DOLLTZIs, so natch they have a Nazi-like
- symbol.
-
- Q) Betsy and Teddy don't claw you up close.
- A) If you didn't notice, their frames are same. So sue me.
-
- Q) The boss level is called TEDDY'S LAIR but when I go to the Automap it is
- still called Phobos Anomaly...
- A) Well, I couldn't figure out how to change that. Sorry.
-
- Q) The sounds are kind of weirded, especially Hasta la vista, baby.
- A) I cant afford a microphone so we used some cheap headphones as microphones
- instead. Also for some reason some sounds just play too fast (or too slow)
-
- Q) I like it!
- A) You do? Then e-mail me telling me so! My address is fey@cyberspace.org
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- THE END (Finally!)
-
- There's also a preview of my work... babydoll.zip has only the Baby Balicas
- for you people cramped for space.
-
- SPECIAL THANKS AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:
- Thanks to Bill Nessius for the totally cool DMGRAPH and DMAUD.
- Thanks to my brother Jose for recording the sounds.
- Thanks to Rancho Verde High School for providing me with Internet
- and... thanks to id software for making DOOM!
-
- Cheat codes you could use: IDDQD (God) IDKFA (Killer Fritzin' ammo)
- IDCLEV13 (skip to third level, nice dolly place), IDBEHOLDS (turn on
- Berserk and really tear at those dolls!)
-
- If you have any suggestions, complaints, praise, etc. email me!
-
- Email: Ricardo Lafaurie - fey@cyberspace.org
-
- So what are you waiting for! Slap it in, grab a snack, then blast those
- dolls!
-