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What's wrong with all you people!!
You're playing the game against your friends and shooting them with
missiles! Gee, so violent (Hehehee). Try something new,try the
ACME Custard Pie Lancher
Yes folks, the all new ACME Custard Pie Launcher is a marvel of modern
technology. Capable of firing Custard pies at high velocity and deady
accuracy at friend and foe alike, the ACME Custard Pie Launcher is a must
for every Doomer's arsenal. Smother enemies in custard, or, if you miss,
have them helpless with the giggles. The ACME Custard Pie Launcher features
an Anti-recoil firing mechanism; lightweight carbon-fiber-titanium-aluminium
body, Infra-red sighting (Helmet and visor not included) and non-automatic
target aquisition.
Uploaded to infant2.sphs.indiana.edu and coming to and ftp site near you!
Have fun.
Bernhard
kotzenb@itu.sun.ac.za (Mail me with any comments,ideas, funny uses
or things that happened using this patch. )
Many thanks to Bill Neisius for DMGRAPH.EXE