PRISTINA, KOSOVO (United News International) - Jubilant NATO officials announced a sweeping peace treaty between Serbia and Kosovo today. Both armies appear ready to stand down from more than a decade of bloodshed over the civil rights of the Kosovars. NATO's official press release about the event claims that it "heralds the possibility of real peace in the world, regardless of past hatreds."
The treaty was delayed more than two days due to a vehicular mishap. A NATO helicopter carrying senior NATO officials suffered mechanical difficulties, and had to set down near the Kosovar city of Djakovica, stranding the crew and passengers. "It could have been a bad situation," commented one of the officials, "but luckily, NATO was able to call in some expert mechanics who quickly resolved the problem."
