Chip: Shareware for Win 95/Chip-Shareware-Win95.bin/komunik/cqwk/install.lib/CYBERQWK.TAG

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"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"God is dead"-Nietzche "Nietzche is dead"-God
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... Farfignewton...the cookie of the stars ....
...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
A fool and his money . . . Hey! Where's my wallet?
A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years.
And then Adam said, "What's a headache?"
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
Coming soon: "Be kind to your rubber chicken week".
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted:  Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
Did Debra Winger way to Hollywood?
Does "MicroSoft" translate to "small and squishy"?
Drop your carrier...we have you surrounded!
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
Genius is perseverence in disguise.
He who dies with the most toys is dead.
Heather Locklear Scratch and Sniff-> ██████████████
Hello, I am part number │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
Help! I'd dial 911 but can't find the eleven on the dial.
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.
I t▒ld yo▒, "Never▒touch ▒he flop▒y disk s▒rface!"
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
I'm immortal...so far. - Earle Robinson
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
In Canada there is another word for Sushi.......BAIT!
It is easier to be critical than to be correct.
Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
MilliHelen: Amount of beauty needed to launch one ship.
My toughest fight was with my first wife. - Ali
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Tolstoy
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
Plato was a bore. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Safe sex used to mean to put the car in "Park"
Sex is natural, but not if it's done right.
She was naked and then╨Z>ì?▌┐∩■ε▐|²╛Ä=
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser.
Software Independent: Won't work w/ any software
Swallow pride; it's non-fattening.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Teacher said it was dain bramage...
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!
The gene pool has no lifeguard
The truth is more important than the facts.
There's such a fine line between clever and stupid.
Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
TNet 3.50 ≈ ~ DataNet ~  φ The Patchbay BBS φ  [phone]
Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got was footnotes!
Two most common elements: Hydrogen & Stupidity
Two things I hate: People that can't count.
Vegetarians eat vegetables-Beware of humanitarians
Vultures only fly with carrion luggage.
VîτÜε¿!¿  Wε dÖÑ't gÖt ÑÖ tîÑkîÑg vîτÜε!!!
Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Twain
We fish ewe mare egrets moose panda hippo gnu dee
What are you doing?  The message is over, GO AWAY!
What has four legs and an arm?  A happy pit bull.
When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOUR'S!"
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Wε [0Mε ¡∩ ΣÅÇε. GìVε ûƒ ¥ÖÜΓ ÅmM0∩îÄ º⌐ Dïε.
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I am Porky Pig of Borg.  Prepare to be assimi..asisim..to be a robot
Never argue with an idiot. Spectators can't tell who's who!